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Summer 2018 Decant List [Treasure Island Here!!!]

London Sport News - Mon, 06/18/2018 - 22:11

Downsizing

30ml Tom Ford Sole di Positano: $64.00

30ml Lacoste Pour Homme — $16.00

27ml Boss the Scent — $16.00

29ml Zara Deep Fougere — $14.50

22ml Chanel Allure Homme Cologne — $20.00

30ml Chanel Allure Homme Sport — $32.00

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Odds & Ends

4ml Armaf Tres Nuit: $1.85

5ml Armaf Tres Nuit: $2.25

5ml Mugler A*Men Pure Wood: $3.25

10ml Treasure Island Lady: $9.00

10ml Kenzo Tokyo: $8.00

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Notice: The prices above and below do not reflect the cost of shipping. Shipping starts at $3.00. Prices below are for 10ml // 5ml respectively. 30ml decants may also be available in super premium atomizers, but please check with me for availability and price.

Tier 1

1.) DUA Poseidon's Elixir 13ZZ: $20.60 // $10.60

2.) DUA Supernova: $20.60 // $10.60

3.) Tom Ford Sole di Positano: $20.00 // $10.10

4.) Tom Ford Costa Azzurra: $20.00 // $10.10

5.) Sebastiane Espresso Royale: $13.50 // $6.75

6.) Giorgio Armani Acqua di Gio Absolu: $11.50 // $6.05

7.) Legendary Fragrances Treasure Island: $10.00 // $5.00

8.) Acqua di Parma Mirto Di Panarea: $9.65 // $4.85

9.) Dior Sauvage: $9.65 // $4.85

Tier 2

1.) Gucci Guilty Diamond Edition: $8.60 // $4.30

2.) Gucci Guilty Eau: $8.60 // $4.30

3.) Bvlgari Man Extreme Parfum Intense: $8.60 // $4.30

4.) Yves Saint Laurent L'Homme Ultime: $8.30 // $4.15

5.) Thierry Mugler Pure Malt: $8.00 // $4.00

6.) Kenzo Tokyo: $8.00 // $4.00

7.) Carolina Herrera CH Men Prive: $7.80 // $3.85

8.) Montblanc Legend Night: $7.00 // $3.50

9.) Hugo Boss Bottled Intense EDP: $7.00 // $3.50

10.) Quiksilver for Men: $7.00 // $3.50

11.) Guerlain L'Homme Ideal Cologne: $6.00 // $3.00

12.) Bvlgari Aqva Marine: $6.00 // $3.00

13.) Bvlgari Aqva Marine Toniq: $6.00 // $3.00

14.) Kenzo Pour Homme: $6.00 // $3.00

15.) Kenzo Homme Sport: $6.00 // $3.00

16.) Kenzo Homme Night: $6.00 // $3.00

17.) Kenzo Homme Parfum: $6.00 // $3.00

18.) Kenzo Homme Sport Extreme: $6.00 // $3.00

19.) Ralph Lauren Polo Red Intense: $6.00 // $3.00

20.) Ralph Lauren Polo Red: $6.00 // $3.00

21.) Ralph Lauren Polo Black: $6.00 // $3.00

22.) Lacoste L.12.12 Jaune: $5.00 // $2.50

23.) Lacoste L.12.12 Rouge: $5.00 // $2.50

24.) Lacoste L.12.12 Noir: $5.00 // $2.50

25.) Lacoste L.12.12 Vert: $5.00 // $2.50

26.) Lacoste L.12.12 Blanc: $5.00 // $2.50

27.) Lacoste L.12.12 Magnetic: $5.00 // $2.50

Tier 3 ‒ [$4.50 // $2.25] ‒ Any 5 for $22 ‒ Any 7 for $31

Versace Man

Versace the Dreamer [15ml remaining]

Juicy Couture Dirty English

Sean John Unforgivable

Kenneth Cole Reaction

Lalique Pour Homme

Lacoste Pour Homme

Lacoste Essential

Lacoste Essential Sport

Hugo Boss Bottled

Hugo Boss Bottled Sport

Carolina Herrera CH Men Sport

Bentley Azure

Fan di Fendi Acqua

Burberry Brit

Burberry Brit Rhythm

Burberry London

Burberry The Beat

Armaf Tres Nuit [Out of Stock]

Armaf Tres Bon

Armaf Club de Nuit Urban Man

Armaf Club de Nuit Intense Man

Armaf Club de Nuit Intense Woman

Perry Ellis 360 White

Perry Ellis 360 Black

Perry Ellis 360 Red [10ml remaining]

John Varvatos Pour Homme

John Varvatos Artisan Black

John Varvatos Dark Rebel

John Varvatos Dark Rebel Rider

Reyane Tradition Insurrection II Pure [Out of Stock]

Reyane Tradition Insurrection II Wild

Le Couvent des Minimes Eau des Missions

Notice: All my decants are prepared using a whole extraction method. Each bottle is dismantled, and the fragrance is extracted with a syringe and nutrient needle to properly preserve the fragrant contents under suspension. This is opposed to atomizing the fragrance to decant it, then having you atomizing it again when you put it on; which can put the contents under a lot of divisory stress, and negatively impact attributes such as note balance, projection, and longevity.

In addition to this, each bottle is also shaken up before any decants are prepared. When the factor of chemical weight plays in, the fragrant contents under suspension can split up, group together, and the heavier ones will sink to the bottom when the bottle is left idle for too long. Considering this, each bottle is shaken up before any decants are prepared, in order to re-balance all the contents back out, and further promote the best possible quality of each decant.

Contact me directly on Social Media as Kevin Justin DeCarlo

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This Week in Overwatch | June 11th - 18th

London Sport News - Mon, 06/18/2018 - 11:19
Monday

PlayStation 4 Maintenance - June 12, 2018

Hey everyone,

We will bring down Overwatch for PlayStation 4 during a scheduled maintenance on June 12 at 11 am PDT (18:00 UTC). We expect this maintenance to be relatively short and for the game to be available again at approximately 11:30 am PDT (18:30 UTC).

This maintenance will require a server shutdown which will remove players from the game, including any active matches. To prevent issues due to the maintenance, we will disable Competitive Play and other competitive modes an hour beforehand at 10 am PDT (17:00 UTC) time.

All leaderboards will also be disabled at this time.

Please note that players you have flagged with the Avoid as Teammate feature may become unflagged and the Recent Players list may be reset as well.

Tuesday

[Update: 7:30pm PDT] PlayStation 4 Maintenance - June 12, 2018

Hi everyone,

After our server maintenance earlier today, we experienced several server crashes and are working toward a fix. Due to the disruption, we are extending the duration of the Anniversary and Double Experience events until 11 am PDT (PlayStation 4 only). Purchasing Loot Boxes will be disabled during this time, but Loot Boxes can still be earned in game.

Video | Thank You | Overwatch Anniversary 2018

New sym today? next week?

We’re still working out some issues from the PTR. We have bug fixes coming for LFG, Endorsements and Symmetra. So we’re not ready for that patch to go live yet. We appreciate the enthusiasm and we’re as excited as you all are for it to go live.

[PS4] Connection Dropping in Competitive after update. Players dropping like flies.

Hey there, we’re having issues on PS4 after the update today. We’re working on a fix as quickly as we can, apologies for the hassle.

Framerate drop with new update?

Hey there thanks for posting this. We do recommend players do a full restart of their console if performance seems bad after a patch.

Thanks!

[Xbox] Team Chat not working at least 50% of the time recently

We'll check it out. Thanks for reporting. Apologies that it's not working.

[Xbox] Team Chat not working at least 50% of the time recently

I'm hearing that we believe the issue was fixed around noon Pacific Time today. Are folks still experiencing the issue?

PS4 Down?

Hey folks just wanted to give an update, we've developed a fix and are rolling out a server side hotfix now. We estimate servers will be patched within an hour and breaking news will be removed once it's all clear. At that time we'll enable Ranked Play again as well.

Apologies again for the interruption today, thanks for being so patient.

Ayutthaya potentially to be added to the map rotation as control according to the overwatch website?

This is just a mistake on the website. Thanks for pointing it out. Apologies if it led to confusion.

Didn’t get Top 500 death match stuff

Hey there, we have some maintenance for leaderboards that we were unable to perform today due to the stability issues. We hope to fix these problems up within the next 24 hours. Cheers.

This particular issue is specific to PS4 leaderboards.

Wednesday

Symmetra Horizon Lunar Colony out of map bug

Will take a look thanks!

Thursday Video | Building Overwatch League - High Stakes Video | Sty & Jeff! - Guilds, Social Features and Endorsements! Add the heroes of Funko Wave 3 to your collection today!

Symmetra Horizon Lunar Colony out of map bug

Was told this has been fixed. Should be in soon.

Horizon Spawn Sightlines

I took a look at the rest of these, and they may be potentially bad, but for now I think we are going to wait and see. The one inside the lower room shooting over the moon car may end up being fixed but its actually not the best spot to hang out. The only thing you can really do there is wait for people spawning, you don’t great sight to the point or anything else. Thanks for posting and sorry you can’t just post the links. Trying to get that worked out.

Saturday

I made Doomfist in Unreal Engine 4!

As always, really nice work! These posts always inspire me to dig in to a weekend passion project and learn something new.

Cheers!

OWL News | Stage 4 Week 5 Boston Uprising Dallas Fuel Florida Mayhem Houston Outlaws London Spitfire LA Gladiators LA Valiant New York Excelsior(NYXL) Philadelphia Fusion SF Shock Seoul Dynasty Shanghai Dragons Contenders News | Trials Remaining News Last Week's Post submitted by /u/Seagull_No1_Fanboy to r/Competitiveoverwatch
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This Week in Overwatch | June 11th - 18th

London Sport News - Mon, 06/18/2018 - 11:01
Monday

PlayStation 4 Maintenance - June 12, 2018

Hey everyone,

We will bring down Overwatch for PlayStation 4 during a scheduled maintenance on June 12 at 11 am PDT (18:00 UTC). We expect this maintenance to be relatively short and for the game to be available again at approximately 11:30 am PDT (18:30 UTC).

This maintenance will require a server shutdown which will remove players from the game, including any active matches. To prevent issues due to the maintenance, we will disable Competitive Play and other competitive modes an hour beforehand at 10 am PDT (17:00 UTC) time.

All leaderboards will also be disabled at this time.

Please note that players you have flagged with the Avoid as Teammate feature may become unflagged and the Recent Players list may be reset as well.

Tuesday

[Update: 7:30pm PDT] PlayStation 4 Maintenance - June 12, 2018

Hi everyone,

After our server maintenance earlier today, we experienced several server crashes and are working toward a fix. Due to the disruption, we are extending the duration of the Anniversary and Double Experience events until 11 am PDT (PlayStation 4 only). Purchasing Loot Boxes will be disabled during this time, but Loot Boxes can still be earned in game.

Video | Thank You | Overwatch Anniversary 2018

New sym today? next week?

We’re still working out some issues from the PTR. We have bug fixes coming for LFG, Endorsements and Symmetra. So we’re not ready for that patch to go live yet. We appreciate the enthusiasm and we’re as excited as you all are for it to go live.

[PS4] Connection Dropping in Competitive after update. Players dropping like flies.

Hey there, we’re having issues on PS4 after the update today. We’re working on a fix as quickly as we can, apologies for the hassle.

Framerate drop with new update?

Hey there thanks for posting this. We do recommend players do a full restart of their console if performance seems bad after a patch.

Thanks!

[Xbox] Team Chat not working at least 50% of the time recently

We'll check it out. Thanks for reporting. Apologies that it's not working.

[Xbox] Team Chat not working at least 50% of the time recently

I'm hearing that we believe the issue was fixed around noon Pacific Time today. Are folks still experiencing the issue?

PS4 Down?

Hey folks just wanted to give an update, we've developed a fix and are rolling out a server side hotfix now. We estimate servers will be patched within an hour and breaking news will be removed once it's all clear. At that time we'll enable Ranked Play again as well.

Apologies again for the interruption today, thanks for being so patient.

Ayutthaya potentially to be added to the map rotation as control according to the overwatch website?

This is just a mistake on the website. Thanks for pointing it out. Apologies if it led to confusion.

Didn’t get Top 500 death match stuff

Hey there, we have some maintenance for leaderboards that we were unable to perform today due to the stability issues. We hope to fix these problems up within the next 24 hours. Cheers.

This particular issue is specific to PS4 leaderboards.

Wednesday

Symmetra Horizon Lunar Colony out of map bug

Will take a look thanks!

Thursday Video | Building Overwatch League - High Stakes Video | Sty & Jeff! - Guilds, Social Features and Endorsements! Add the heroes of Funko Wave 3 to your collection today!

Symmetra Horizon Lunar Colony out of map bug

Was told this has been fixed. Should be in soon.

Horizon Spawn Sightlines

I took a look at the rest of these, and they may be potentially bad, but for now I think we are going to wait and see. The one inside the lower room shooting over the moon car may end up being fixed but its actually not the best spot to hang out. The only thing you can really do there is wait for people spawning, you don’t great sight to the point or anything else. Thanks for posting and sorry you can’t just post the links. Trying to get that worked out.

Saturday

I made Doomfist in Unreal Engine 4!

As always, really nice work! These posts always inspire me to dig in to a weekend passion project and learn something new.

Cheers!

OWL News | Stage 4 Week 5 Boston Uprising Dallas Fuel Florida Mayhem Houston Outlaws London Spitfire LA Gladiators LA Valiant New York Excelsior(NYXL) Philadelphia Fusion SF Shock Seoul Dynasty Shanghai Dragons Contenders News | Trials Remaining News Last Week's Post submitted by /u/Seagull_No1_Fanboy to r/Overwatch
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[Race Report] Royal Windsor Olympic Distance

London Sport News - Mon, 06/18/2018 - 06:17

Race information

What? Windors Triathlon. (same location as last month’s Royal Wedding)

When? 17/10/18

How far? Olympic

Website? http://humanrace.co.uk/event/windsor-triathlon/

 

Goals

Goal Description Completed? A Finish (survive the swim) Yes B 30kmph average cycle Yes C <3:15 Yes

 

Background

I used to run a bit and ran a few half-marathons about 10 years ago whilst at uni. I had a bit of a hiatus and put on some timber in my late 20’s although I still considered myself relatively active, I wasn’t in great shape. I’d done a few road cycling events, but nothing major. In January 2016, I had a pretty bad skiing accident dislocating my shoulder and damaging nerves, so I lost the use of my left deltoid for six months. Not being able to do any sport for the best part of a year gave me the kick I needed. I cycled London to Amsterdam in August 2017 and then set my sights on my first triathlon, something I’ve wanted to do for years, but I’ve been a bit scared of.

 

Training

I did plenty of cycling in 2017, so had a decent base. Being a bit doughy, meant that running was always going to be a challenge. And I had never swum for exercise before training started, it was an activity for holidays, so this was the discipline I was most anxious about. Once I got breathing sorted on front crawl, swimming was much more fun than I expected. I really enjoyed the mix of training for three different disciplines. I did a Sprint (pool swim) seven weeks ago, so that I had some experience of a race day before my A Race. I missed a couple of weeks of training in May through illness, so thought all original goals were out the window.

 

Swim - 1500m in The Thames

34:04 (2:16/100m)

The race was a wave start, about 90 going off every 5 minutes. The swim is two thirds down stream, turn, and a third back up stream. Swimming against the current was a bit of a slog, and I was kicked more than I was expecting as I was in a “Mates Wave.” My hamstrings threatened to cramp towards the end, but didn’t go. My ambitious target was 36 minutes, so I’m delighted with my time. I was really looking forward to the swim, and it didn't disappoint.

 

T1

9:05

T1 was slow, but it wasn’t as bad at the time makes it look. I’m not unhappy with the time considering it’s my first wetsuit swim triathlon. It is a 400m run from swim to bike rack, and then 350m from bike rack to mount point. I struggled to reach my wetsuit release (dodgy shoulder), so couldn’t do it on the move. I opted for a run/walk, so I could recover a little from the swim. This is definitely an area that can be improved upon.

 

Cycle - 44km

1:25:54 (30.7kmph)

There was a last minute route change for some roadworks adding on a bit of distance. I was a little nervous about 1,500+ triathletes on open roads, but all the junctions were well marshalled, so I wasn’t particularly affected by traffic, whereas I saw some people who were. It was drizzling a bit, so the roads were a bit slippery. The route was a big and small loop. Some people missed the left hand turn for the small loop and were sent back (other riders who had already completed the loop went straight on, hence some confusion). This must have ruined some people’s day. I had done a course ride the week before, which set me up nicely. With the loop, and 1,500+ riders, the roads were very busy. Shortly after the loop, I passed one of my mates who is a much faster swimmer than me with 10k to go. My ride went well and was fairly uneventful. The race did make the news after a video went viral of a cyclist riding into a horse.

 

T2

3:00

This was straight forward enough, but I did manage to leave my Cliff Shot Bloks behind. I realised after 200m, but decided they weren’t worth it.

 

Run - 10km

59:35 (5:58/km)

I was dreading the run, as I hadn’t done enough training. But putting in better than expected swim and bike times spurred me on. The run is three out and back laps - up and over a small hill (that I hiked) on the highstreet passing the castle, then along The Long Walk to the turning point. It's a really picturesque route. I knew the Sprint Tri had a shorter lap and so was looking for their turning point, as it would mean I had 300m until mine. I was surprised that the first turning point I came to was for the Olympic as the Sprint one had already been closed down as they all started earlier. The first lap was pretty easy, as my legs always start out a bit numb when running off the bike, and I was happy with my pace of 5:50/km. I distracted myself looking for friends (both other athletes and supporters). The biggest motivator was having my wife and nine month old daughter in the crowd, on what was my first Father’s Day (here in the UK). Going into the final lap I had done some sums in my head and knew that 3:15 was still possible and that I could do the run in under an hour (something that I didn’t think would happen). This along with support from the crowd kept me going and I dug deep to finish strong, and just about managed to stay on my feet over the finish line.

 

Post-race

I went to find my wife and daughter, and then we cheered in the two mates who were behind me and we all went to the pub. We’re already discussing our next challenge. I want to run more, and don’t really have the time for another tri this season. So will aim for a half-marathon in the autumn, before another couple of tris next season.

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[H] LEGO CMF, FULL SETS, Polybags [W] LEGO CMFs Mainly series four and series 10, all listed

London Sport News - Sun, 06/17/2018 - 23:15

Series 4 & 10 Want List

ID Name Quantity 71001-1 Series 10 Librarian 71001-2 Series 10 Medusa 71001-7 Series 10 Bumblebee Girl 71001-8 Series 10 Grandpa 71000-1 Series 9 Waiter 71000-3 Series 9 Hollywood Starlet 71000-4 Series 9 Heroic Knight 71000-5 Series 9 Roman Emperor 71000-6 Series 9 Policeman 71000-8 Series 9 Roller Deby Girl 71000-9 Series 9 Fortune Teller 71000-13 Series 9 Battle Mech 71000-15 Series 9 Forest Maiden 71000-16 Series 9 Plumber 8831-1 Series 7 Swimming Champion 8831-3 Series 7 Bunny Suit Guy 8831-4 Series 7 Bride 8831-5 Series 7 Ocean King 8831-6 Series 7 Bagpiper 8831-7 Series 7 Daredevil 8831-12 Series 7 Computer Programmer 8831-14 Series 7 Evil Knight 8831-15 Series 7 Rocker Girl 8804-2 Series 4 Kimono Girl 8804-3 Series 4 Musketeer 8804-7 Series 4 The Monster 8804-8 Series 4 Hockey Player 8804-10 Series 4 Sailor 8804-13 Series 4 Hazmat Guy 8804-14 Series 4 Artist

All CMF want list

ID Name Quantity 71001-1 Series 10 Librarian 71001-2 Series 10 Medusa 71001-7 Series 10 Bumblebee Girl 71001-8 Series 10 Grandpa 71000-1 Series 9 Waiter 71000-3 Series 9 Hollywood Starlet 71000-4 Series 9 Heroic Knight 71000-5 Series 9 Roman Emperor 71000-6 Series 9 Policeman 71000-8 Series 9 Roller Deby Girl 71000-9 Series 9 Fortune Teller 71000-13 Series 9 Battle Mech 71000-15 Series 9 Forest Maiden 71000-16 Series 9 Plumber 8831-1 Series 7 Swimming Champion 8831-3 Series 7 Bunny Suit Guy 8831-4 Series 7 Bride 8831-5 Series 7 Ocean King 8831-6 Series 7 Bagpiper 8831-7 Series 7 Daredevil 8831-12 Series 7 Computer Programmer 8831-14 Series 7 Evil Knight 8831-15 Series 7 Rocker Girl 8804-2 Series 4 Kimono Girl 8804-3 Series 4 Musketeer 8804-7 Series 4 The Monster 8804-8 Series 4 Hockey Player 8804-10 Series 4 Sailor 8804-13 Series 4 Hazmat Guy 8804-14 Series 4 Artist

Polybag Trade List:

ID Name Quantity 40178-1 LEGO® Iconic VIP Set 2 5004929-1 Batman Battle Pod 2 5004916-1 Kai's Dojo Pod 1 30522-1 Batman in the Phantom Zone 1 30521-1 The Mini Batmobile 1 30379-1 Quake Mech 1 30496-1 U-Wing Fighter 2 30354-1 Hot Rod 2 30524-1 The Mini Batwing 2 30350-1 Volcano Jackhammer 1 30351-1 Police Helicopter 1 30352-1 Police Car 1 30478-1 Jolly Santa 2 30449-1 The Milano 1 30448-1 Spider-Man vs. The Venom Symbiote 1 30497-1 First Order Heavy Assault Walker 3 30277-1 First Order Star Destroyer 1 30609-1 Lloyd 2 30428-1 Green Ninja Mech Dragon 1 30426-1 Stealthy Swamp Airboat 1 30425-1 CRU Master's Training Grounds 1 30402-1 Snowboard Tricks 1 30400-1 Gymnastic Bar 1 30401-1 Pool Foam Slide 1 5004406-1 First Order General 2 5004408-1 Rebel A-Wing Pilot 2 30523-1 The Joker Battle Training 1 30427-1 Ice Tank 1 30355-1 Jungle ATV 2 30477-1 Chameleon 2 30323-1 My First Fish 1 30284-1 Tractor 1 30244-1 Anakin's Jedi Interceptor 1 40298-1 DJ 22 30499-1 Robot/Vehicle free builds 4 30542-1 Cute Pug 5 30357-1 Road Worker 3 30338-1 Fire Car 1 5002145-1 Rocket Raccoon 1 30405-1 Stephanie's Hockey Practice 1 30450-1 Royal Talon Fighter 1 30356-1 Hot Dog Stand 4 30526-1 The Mini Ultimate Batmobile 2 30358-1 Dragster 1 30525-1 The Guardians' Ship 2 30552-1 Ariel's Underwater Symphony 1 30404-1 Friendship Flower 1 30359-1 Police Water Plane 2

full set trade list:

ID Name Qty Comments 10218-1 Pet Shop 1 First Modular I ever got MODULAR 10232-1 Palace Cinema 1 Corner Modular MODULAR 21018-1 United Nations Headquarters 1 NEW YORK, USA ARCHITECTURE 21019-1 The Eiffel Tower 1 PARIS, FRANCE ARCHITECTURE 21024-1 Louvre 1 PARIS, FRANCE ARCHITECTURE 21026-1 Venice 1 VENICE, ITALY ARCHITECTURE 21028-1 New York City 1 NEW YORK, USA ARCHITECTURE 21029-1 Buckingham Palace 1 LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM ARCHITECTURE 21031-1 Burj Khalifa 1 DUBAI, UAE ARCHITECTURE 21032-1 Sydney 1 SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA ARCHITECTURE 21033-1 Chicago 1 CHICAGO, USA ARCHITECTURE 21034-1 London 1 LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM ARCHITECTURE 21303-1 WALL-E 1 Not really for sale unless I get an offer I can not refuse IDEAS 21312-1 Women of NASA 2 Sealed have 2 FEMALE 4000030-1 Truck 1 # 3618 of 5000 CLASSIC 40178-1 Exclusive VIP Set 1 Promotional Promo 40206-1 LEGO Santa 1 Holiday HOLIDAY 40223-1 Snowglobe 1 Sealed, 2016 christmas promo give a way PROMO 40236-1 Romantic Valentine Picnic 1 HOLIDAY HOLIDAY 40237-1 Easter Egg Hunt 1 HOLIDAY HOLIDAY 41604-1 Iron Man MK50 1 AVENGERS Brick Headz 41608-1 Han Solo Brickheadz 3 LAST JEDI STAR WARS 41614-1 Owen & Blue 1 Brickheadz ess 5004936-1 Iconic Cave 1 PROMO ess 5005244-1 Teen Groot 2 Keychain MARVEL 500940-1 City Jungle Minifgure TRU Exclusive 2017 1 TRU Minifigure set of 4 TRU 500941-1 Classic Minifigure TRU Exclusive 2017 3 TRU Minifigure set of 4 TRU 60170-1 Off-Road Chase 1 CITY CITY 60178-1 Speed Record Car 1 City CITY 70901-1 Mr. Freeze Ice Attack 1 LEGO BATMAN MOVIE BATMAN 70910-1 Scarecrow Special Delivery 1 LEGO BATMAN MOVIE BATMAN 70913-1 Scarecrow Fearful Face-off 1 LEGO BATMAN MOVIE BATMAN 70918-1 The Bat-Dune Buggy 1 LEGO BATMAN MOVIE BATMAN 71016-1 Kwik-E-Mart 1 Need 71006 The Simpsons House SIMPSONS 75166-1 First Order Transport Speeder Battle Pack 1 THE FORCE AWAKENS STAR WARS 75167-1 Bounty Hunter Speeder Bike Battle Pack 1 ORIGINAL CONTENT STAR WARS 75168-1 Yoda's Jedi Starfighter 1 THE CLONE WARS STAR WARS 75169-1 Duel on Naboo 1 EPISODE I STAR WARS 75176-1 Resistance Transport Pod 1 LAST JEDI STAR WARS 75177-1 First Order Heavy Scot 1 LAST JEDI STAR WARS 75182-1 Republic Fighter Tank 1 LEGENDS STAR WARS 75183-1 Darth Vader Transformation 1 EPISODE III STAR WARS 75193-1 Millenium Falcon Microfighter 5 LAST JEDI STAR WARS 75197-1 First Order Specialists Battle Pack 1 LAST JEDI STAR WARS 75198-1 Tatooine Battle Pack 1 EPISODE IV STAR WARS 75199-1 General Grievous' Combat Speeder 1 CLONE WARS STAR WARS 75200-1 Ahco-To Island Training 1 LAST JEDI STAR WARS 75201-1 First Order AT-ST 1 * w STAR WARS 75206-1 Jedi and Clone Troopers Battle Pack 1 EPISODE II STAR WARS 75207-1 Imperial Patrol Battle Pack 1 SOLO STAR WARS 75208-1 Yoda's Hut 1 EPISODE V STAR WARS 75209-1 Han Solo's Landspeeder 1 SOLO STAR WARS 75880-1 McLaren 720S 1 SPEED SPEED 75885-1 Ford Fiesta M-Sport WRC 1 SPEED SPEED 75886-1 Ferrari 488 GT3 "Scuderia Corsa" 2 SPEED FEMALE 75926-1 Pteranodon Chase 2 FALLEN KINGDOM JURASSIC PARK 75927-1 Stygimoloch Breakout 1 FALLEN KINGDOM JURASSIC PARK 75928-1 Blue's Helicopter Pursuit 1 FALLEN KINGDOM JURASSIC PARK 75931-1 Dilophosarus Outpost Attack 1 FALLEN KINGDOM JURASSIC PARK 75932-1 Jurassic Park Velociraptor Chase 1 FALLEN KINGDOM JURASSIC PARK 76075-1 Wonder Woman Warrior Battle 1 DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE DC COMIC SUPER HEROES 76097-1 Lex Luthor Mech Takedown 1 JUSTICE LEAGUE DC COMIC SUPER HEROES 76102-1 Thor's Weapon Quest 1 AVENGERS MARVEL 75133-1 Rebel Alliance Battle Pack 1 BATTLEFRONT STAR WARS 75134-1 Galactic Empire Battle Pack 1 BATTLEFRONT STAR WARS

CMFs to trade

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COMING TO LONDON? FAQ for visitors and new residents. Ask us stuff here! (w/c 18 Jun 2018)

London Sport News - Sun, 06/17/2018 - 19:45
Hello, welcome to London!

Visiting us? Moving to study or work? Brief layover?

We get a lot of posts asking very similar questions so this post aims to address some of our most Frequently Asked Questions, and give you a place to ask for assistance.

Your first port of call should be

/r/london/wiki

It includes sections on:

What should I see and where are the non-touristy stuff and hidden gems?
We've written about the big must-sees here: /r/london/wiki/thingstosee and we highly recommend TfL's itineraries.
We've listed some of our favourite lesser-known stuff here: /r/london/wiki/secretlondon
And the cheap/free stuff here: /r/london/wiki/lowbudget

How do I pay for the Tube/bus, and what's an Oyster card?
You don't pay cash. You can use a number of contactless payments systems such as your Contactless bankcard (which is widespread in the UK, but maybe not so much elsewhere), Apple Pay, Android Pay, or you can buy an Oyster card and top it up with credit. See /r/london/wiki/gettingaround for more.

Where should I live? What's x area like?
Have a look at /r/london/wiki/living
It includes recommended sites to find places to live and rent, and has a section on what particular areas are like.

How do I get from this place to that place?
Use Citymapper. Honestly, we're not shills for them; it's just a really good app and is used by most of the locals on this sub.

Is x area safe?
Yes. Bad stuff can happen in any large city, but London is generally very safe. There aren't any no-go zones. Even under the shadow of terrorist attacks, most Londoners feel safe. See /r/london/wiki/safety for more.

Where can I watch the baseball/basketball/football/handegg match?
A comprehensive guide to all London football matches in all leagues can be found at tlfg.uk. Use Matchpint to find pubs showing a variety of sports and see our list of other places on /r/london/wiki/sport

How do I get a UK SIM card for my phone?
Advice on networks and how to get a SIM card is covered at /r/london/wiki/connectivity.
It also includes suggestions of cafés and other places where you can get free wifi and do a bit of work.

Is the London Pass worth it?
Probably not. /r/london/wiki/londonpass

Other subs that you may find helpful:

Tips for posting:

Tell us about you - If you want us to suggest things for you to do then you need to give us a good idea of what you enjoy. Don't just say "I like music", say what type of music. Don't just say you want "somewhere nice to eat", say what type of cuisine you like (or don't like). The more specific you are the better, otherwise you'll just get pointed back to the generic guidebooks, blogs and our wiki.

Tell us your budget - If you're on a budget then tell us what it is and we can bear that in mind when making recommendations. There's no point in us coming up with ideas for things to do and places to eat if they'll clean out your wallet within the first 5 minutes. Saying you want something "cheap" isn't really helpful because what's cheap is entirely subjective.

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Asking about hotels or hostels - We have homes here so know very little about what the hotels are like. Look on review websites such as TripAdvisor. However, if you say "I've been looking at these three hotels. Which do you think is the better location?" then that's the sort of thing we can answer.

Non-touristy stuff - There are no secret corners where we hide the good stuff from outsiders! This is one of the most written about cities in the world, so when we want to go to a museum, or gallery, go window shopping, or whatever, we look at the same sources as tourists (listings sites, blogs, etc - see front page of the wiki).

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[ROLEPLAY] ¿Debemos decirles sobre las torres gemelas? (Part 3)

London Sport News - Sun, 06/17/2018 - 17:14
Previously

Sheriff Wilson’s House

Gordon Cole, Nathan Adler, and Alberto Cintron had walked the six miles between the Casablanca and the Belgian Brook sheriff’s station. Once they had arrived there, Jimmy Wilson had informed them that Harry was at home, and that as agents of a globalist organisation, they should clear off “‘fore I shoot ya like a coon or like Vince is gonna shoot Chuck Schumer”. They had then walked four miles back into town and spent the best part of three hours trying to figure out exactly where the Sheriff lived. They eventually found his home, which was often described as an apartment despite Darkplace realistically not being large enough to be home to a tower block. The trio had headed into the building, and after losing Nathan Adler somewhere on the way, Cintron and Cole had met Wilson’s two beautiful hispanic wives, whose immigration status was somewhat dubious, and who might have actually been living in indentured sexual slavery (They seem happy enough, so we’re not going to try and figure out which it is). The lawmen were now standing in the middle of Wilson’s hallway, attempting to impress upon the ladies that they were not from the Border Force.

COLE: THE ONLY THING I WANNA DEPORT IS HEINEKEN, I ASSURE YA.

Ana and/or Andrea (Which is which? Honestly, we didn’t expect them to appear more than once and never considered giving them distinct personalities or catchphrases.) narrowed her eyes at Gordon, which he believed to be a gesture of happiness in Spanish culture. It wasn’t, and she was expressing contempt and suspicion.

ANDREA: The Onionman also said this when he came to la ciudad…

ANA: ¿Debemos decirles sobre las torres gemelas?

ANDREA: Van a averiguar en tiempo, Ana.

ANA: Sί, pero creo que serίa más divertido si les decimos ahora, pero en acertijos.

ANDREA: ¿Qué pasa si resuelven nuestro acertijo, Ana? ¡Quiero ver a los jodidos gringos explotar como las palomitas! ¡Pop, pop, pop!

COLE: ALBERTO, WHAT THE HECK ARE THESE TWO SEÑORITAS TALKING ABOUT??

Cintron shrugged.

CINTRON: My guess is as good as yours, boss.

ANDREA: ¡Vamos a burlarnos de su estupidez!

ANA: ¡Vamos!

The two hispaniards began to giggle amongst themselves, which Cole and Cintron interpreted as a friendly gesture to their guests. As this was going on, a wayward Nathan Adler seemed to find his way back to his two colleagues and walked into the room.

ANA: ¡Este se ve más tonto, jajaja!

ADLER: ¿Qué coño has me dicho?

ANDREA: .-.

ANA: No estaba preparado para esto, Andrea.

ANDREA: A mi tampoco.

ADLER: ...¿Y cόmo averiguaron ustedes sobre las torres gemelas?

ANA: No sé de qué estás hablando, señ-

ADLER: Deja de decirme pendejadas, mujer.

ANA: :(

ADLER: Olvίdalo, creo que sé. Deben estar contento que no pude una maldiciόn sobre ustedes. De todas formas, van a ser eliminado del cuento, porqué Arabella hace este papel tan mejor que ustedes. Siempre fue suyo. Por casualidad lo consiguieron.

ANDREA: ¡Vamos a ver quién es eliminado cuando llega el Glob!

ADLER: Muy bien, todo lo que digo es que deben hacer como el duende y conseguir un nuevo papel.

ANA: Este hombre nos daña con sus palabras malas. ¡Vámonos, Andrea!

If only we could understand what they were saying. It must be an enlightening conversation. As they had probably been inspired by Nathan Adler to go visit a high brow establishment like the Tate Modern in London, Ana and Andrea took off running out the front door. Adler playfully chased after them, stopping by the doorframe.

ADLER: Don’t make me throw a Nathan Adler curse on y’all!

It’s probably a new in-joke.

COLE: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT, NATHAN?

ADLER: New York and globlore. You wouldn’t understand it, Gordon.

COLE: HOLY FERDINAND MARCOS, THAT SOUNDS ADVANCED. AND KOOKY. NOW WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS WHERE YA LEARNED HOW TO HABLAR ESPANYOL LIKE THAT, NATHAN.

It was a good question, but one that would have to be saved for a hypothetical future anthology in which Nathan Adler helps topple some nutty South American junta or something along those lines, as he soon walked away without answering Cole. The other two (or one, really) agents followed Adler into the next room, where they were greeted by a bedridden Harry. The sheriff was wearing some sort of oxygen mask on his face, which was an unhealthy, pale shade, and appeared to currently be asleep under a sea of blankets.

COLE: WOW, HE DOESN’T LOOK TOO GOOD, FELLAS. YOU SURE YOU WANNA WAKE HIM UP?

Alberto Cintron ignored this and proceeded to poke the sleeping Harry with a nearby candlestick, so as not to contract whatever germs he had. A few seconds later, his eyes opened up.

H. WILSON: I told you two not to fucking wake me.. Oh, it’s you, of course… Wait, what the fuck are you doing here? Better yet, how’d you even find where I live??

COLE: DO NOT BE ALARMED, THIS IS BUT A DREAM, Y-

CINTRON: Alright, I’m gonna have to stop you there, Gordon. After Nathan’s extended Spanish conversation, I’ve had my fill of “kooky” antics for the day, thank you very much.

COLE: OK.

H. WILSON: Wait, you talked to them?!

Harry wheezed in rage.

COLE: NATHAN GAVE THEM SOME VALUABLE ADVICE, SHERIFF.

H. WILSON: Oh, this is fucking great, just splendid.

Harry wheezed in annoyance.

COLE: SAY, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YA, ANYWAY?

H. WILSON: I’ve got the cold.

ADLER: This guy’s got the plague, and the doctor’s given him weeks to live. If you ask me, he should never have placed his trust in conventional medicine. It just doesn’t work.

H. WILSON: Oh.

Harry wheezed in sadness.

COLE: HOW’D YA FIGURE THAT ONE, NATHAN?

ADLER: Those two wetbacks told me during our expansive convo.

COLE: IT CHECKS OUT. ANYWAY SHERIFF, NOW THAT YA HAVE A DEATH SENTENCE, HOW WOULD YA LIKE TO HELP US TAKE DOWN THE DERANGED HEINEKEN-LOVING EARL WINSTON?

H. WILSON: ...How?

ADLER: We need to use your jail once we apprehend him.

H. WILSON: Oh...is that it?

COLE: YEP.

H. WILSON: Sure, I guess. It’s more of a tree, truth be told.

COLE: SURE THING.

There was an awkward silence in the room after this, which wasn’t helped by the fact that Agent Cintron, who was actually friends with Harry, had left in order to have a good cry about his mate’s impending demise.

H. WILSON: I would’ve liked to outlive my dad.

Everyone in the room suddenly spontaneously and retroactively remembered that Harry was the son of John Wilson, the original leader of the unnamed UN agency that Gordon and Nathan were nominally members of, and the mentor of Adler, Cole, and Earl Winston. They also suddenly remembered that they had all met several times in the past.

COLE: HE WOULD HAVE BEEN PROUD OF YA, HARRY. YOU’RE A GOOD KID.

H. WILSON: I just.. I just hope your son doesn’t go out the way I’m gonna, Gordon.

COLE: HUH?

H. WILSON: Y’know.. Mac. I hope he doesn’t catch this shit. I know he can be weird sometimes, and he tends to attract some real weird women, but he’s a good lad.

COLE: WHAT THE HECK.

ADLER: I’m sure that ain’t gonna happen. I reckon Dale’s one of those incel types. Maybe that could be something ya ruminate on while you slip into the unknowable horizon, Harold?

Harry was thinking of other things, though.

H. WILSON: It always bothered me that despite the destruction of the world and the death of Professor Sessler being cosmically retconned, my dad stayed dead.

COLE: SOMETIMES THESE THINGS JUST HAPPEN, I THINK. NATHAN?

ADLER: Bless your heart, Harold, that ain’t something to be thinkin’ on. If you want the truth, Professor Hawking said to me, essentially, your pa was a hateful bastard, and that’s why he stayed dead.

H. WILSON: I understand. Thank you for the closure.

COLE: I NEVER UNDERSTOOD HOW YA MADE THAT GIANT CROP CIRCLE WITH HIP CINNAMON, NATHAN.

ADLER: Some questions are better unanswered.

COLE: DID WE EVER DETERMINE IF THE RED STUFF IN THE BACK WAS BLOOD OR NOT?

ADLER: Screw that, I just want to know how Aqpalibaaqtuq is doing. I’m worried about him and his humble fishing/hunting family, Gordon.

COLE: THEY PROBABLY DROWNED WHEN THE ICE MELTED.

ADLER: It’s always a possibility, but I, well you know, I sometimes like to imagine that they found that portal to Hell and fell on right through. That gives me peace at night.

COLE: BUT NATHAN, HOW IS THAT A GOOD THING?

ADLER: Shoot, it ain’t. Say, Harold, do ya remember when Earl told your pops that your brother was good as dead, so he’d leave the office early n’ Earl could take the day off? I’ll be fucked if that wasn’t a forewarning of his later villainous tendencies.

Harry had been supposed to receive some vital medicine a few minutes beforehand, but as Nathan Adler had distracted his women with gobbledygook that only God truly understood, he’d been unable to receive it, and had now slipped into a coma before the two old guns.

ADLER: I reckon it’s time we mosied on, Gordon.

COLE: MAYBE HE’S DEAD?

Despite raising this point, Gordon was the first man out the door.

Mount Doom

Holidays. Every culture or religion has them, days in which everyday activities seem to stop and age-old rituals start. You know the names, Christmas, Hanukkah, the Day of the Dead, Black Friday. But what you may not be aware of is one called Gruel Day. This is the day in which servants of evil worldwide come together in their strongholds, fortresses, and castles and partake in a number of gruelish deeds. What trick or treating is to Halloween or grilling is to Memorial Day, the Gruelpit is to Gruel Day. As the name suggests, this activity involves filling a large pool up with the most disgusting gruel imaginable and then everyone jumping into it. It is thought that, in wallowing in the gruel together, a closer sense of evil solidarity can be achieved between a particular group of henchmen, goons, or lackeys. There are other activities besides the Gruelpit, though, including various gruel eating competitions, baptisms by gruel, and the immensely popular gruel wrestling, in which two henchmen of evil lather themselves up in gruel and thrown down. Oftentimes the loser of a gruel wrestling contest would be sacrificed to the minions’ dark master, in accordance to their particular aesthetic taste. For example, the feared Japanese sorcerer Ashiya Doman required that the sacrifices commit harakiri, while Mother Silence, a witch and ally of Mother Misery, wanted hers to be boiled alive and then consumed in a broth. None of this has any bearing on what follows.

Several hours after Jimmy Page had told his top underlings to prepare for war against no less a figure than Shlomo, the Necromancer was in his blue-lit throne room, sitting on a jagged obsidian chair. Behind him was a mountain of skulls of various sizes, and, indeed, shapes. The walls of the room were filled with skeletal arms, which jutted out and shook around, grasping, if you got too close to them. There were two miserable wretches in front of him, dressed in ragged rain-stained all-terrain farming onesies. A man and his wife, you’d assume. The servile peons were groveling, and attempting to beg Page for clemency. Beside them stood an evil minion, holding a crying baby.

MALE PEON : Please, m’lord...I never meant to save that baby! It but crawled inside me satchel...I would rather have left it to...to mewl and cry in the rain...food for the wolves, m’lord! That’s all I would’ve done!

FEMALE PEON: Satan knows, m’lord. Satan knows we would’ve ate that baby ourselves if no wolves came!

PAGE: Very well. I accept your groveling apology, townsfolk. The child, so unwanted and pathetic in nature, is to be hurled from the top of Mount Doom. His newborn blood will nourish the rocks at the bottom of our fortress, and imbue it with great and sinful strength.

The minion grinned at the thought of being entrusted with such wicked deeds, and set off towards the exit. Before he could leave, though, the farmer’s wife bolted towards him.

FEMALE PEON: No! No! Stop!

MALE PEON: Goddammit, Beth…

PAGE: It seems that you harbour feelings for this boy-child! In taking him in from the cold and rain, you intended to do good by him. That is unacceptable.

MALE PEON: M’lord..

PAGE: I knew this from the moment I saw you. The stench of morality is strong on both of you! You, man, seem to take great pleasure in cleanliness. There is not a speck of dirt on you. Do you...do you bathe?

MALE PEON: No, Lord Necromancer, never, not that!

PAGE: Bathing is a right reserved only for those with inherently unclean souls. In washing yourself, with water and oils and soap, you have mocked the illegality of our injustice system.

MALE PEON: It was all her, m’lord, I swear! She forced the warm water upon me!

The woman, who was attempting to wrestle the baby from the evil churl’s arms, let out a yell of indignation. Betrayal had come to their household.

PAGE: Hm...this is my judgement: Woman, you will be given over to my minions. From there on, your fate rests in their dirty, oft-digitlacking hands. Man, I find your willingness to ultimately give up both the foundling you rescued and the woman you married to save your own life most pathetic and cowardly. Because of this, you will be conscripted into the mines, and crawl them in eternal darkness in search of precious gemstones and valuable root plants. You are to become a human mole rat, but your life will be spared.

CHURL: And the child, m’lord? What am I to do with this defenceless creature? It would be most evil if I was allowed to waterboard it!

PAGE: That would be sinful indeed, but I have other plans for the urchin. I feel that he will stay here and become my own apprentice, greatly trained in the dark arts and with wicked deeds in his heart. This will be the final punishment for these two do-gooders. What little good they did in saving this child will be undone as he grows up to become an abominable ogre in service of darkness and the Great Lord. Now, minions, carry out my bidding.

There was a lot of screaming as the evil churls moved in to perform the dark deeds that their master had bid them do, which pleased Page greatly. After the offending peons had been removed from his presence, Page noticed that Pete Townshend and Phil Spector had turned up in the throne room. The evildoers, whose presence had been requested so that Page could be properly briefed on what they had done in New York, tripped up one of of Page’s guards, who fell over and broke his neck while Spector shrilly laughed.

PAGE: Phil, haven’t I asked you before to stop murdering my minions? While it is a nefarious deed, and ultimately hilarious, genuinely competent evil mules are getting harder and harder to come by. The market has dried up completely in recent years. It’s as if the common man doesn’t aspire to serve an evil master anymore.

SPECTOR: This generation is workshy. That’ll be the reason for the shortage. Millennials.

PAGE: Yes.

SPECTOR: You know, I read the other day that under-30s are far more likely to be neutral than our generation. What unspeakable trauma drives a whole generation to neutrality? It makes me sick!

Pete Townshend hissed in response. As you might remember, we once made a vow that he would only ever utter the words “heil evil”, and despite his increased presence, we don’t intend to break that.

PAGE: Walk me through your day of misdeeds in New York, Spector. What were you doing to begin with?

SPECTOR: Well, my day started as any day should - evilly. By that I mean I started out in FAO Schwartz toy store, where I snatched a record number of toys from the clutches of crying children. I followed this up with a stroll through Central Park, where I punted a grand total of seven puppies, right in front of their owners. And, of course, I heiled evil at various stages during my nefarious escapades.

TOWNSHEND: Heil Evil!

PAGE: And what then?

SPECTOR: One of my minions, a goblinesque man called Trevor, approached me in the middle of the park and informed me that a woman that I had been on the trail of was currently in Blumberg’s Family Jazz and Synth Diner.

PAGE: And this woman was…?

SPECTOR: Clearly. So I set out to apprehend her in the service of evil. Once there, Pete, myself, and several goons discovered that she had already been apprehended by some random fucker in service of an idea I couldn’t possibly guess at, so we decided to malingly beat the crap out of him and then make off with the girl.

PAGE: And this went...poorly?

SPECTOR: Unfortunately, yes. Once we moved in to engage this man, it materialised that he was in possession of the sword Excalibur, which he used to destroy Pete’s guitar.

PAGE: Well, someone had to be. Philip, I’m trying to think here, and I can’t come up with a reason. What precisely led you to attempt to track down this woman in the first place?

He was dared to by an in-browser game on Facebook.

SPECTOR: Through conversation with the devil Raphaelus -

PAGE: The Greater or the Lesser?

SPECTOR: The lesser. The one known as the the sinner because he was named back in the days when that didn’t seem generic or try-hard.

PAGE: I know him well.

SPECTOR: Anyway, Lord Page, it emerged in conversation with him in the apparition chamber of my own dark residence that the apprehension of this woman was of some significance to the Great Lord, although I don’t know why. It seemed that with little else to do, I might as well carry out His dark will and curry favour.

PAGE: Not an illogical assumption to make, I assure you, but the word of devils and demons is to be little trusted. To the best of my knowledge, it’s true that this woman is desired by the Prince of Darkness, but it is not for us to retrieve her for Him. He will have his own plans, which we would only interfere with.

SPECTOR: Yes...I understand.

Page rose out of his throne and walked down to stand face to face with his two fellow evildoers.

PAGE: We’ll have to do something about this swordsman, though, after we deal with the Grand Yid. It’s not smart to let someone get the best of us, especially now. These days are not like those during the war. We are not as feared as we once were.

SPECTOR: Which is ridiculous, because we won that.

PAGE: According to your worldview. Another might say that the Lonely Hearts Club Band sustained far greater losses, but are now in near-complete control of England. It depends on how you quantify a victory, Phil.

Spector thought this over, before Page gestured towards the door.

PAGE: We’ll talk about this further over tea and the mid-morning hangings.

The two lower Legionnaires nodded and filed out of the chamber, leaving Page to his own wicked devices. Perhaps he would concoct a potion or two, or maybe he would go put on his favourite record (excluding his own Led Zeppelin ones, of course): Songs of Suffering by Terry and the Tormenters, which was an hour-long compilation of various cries of pain and agony.

The Forest of Dean

More like the Forest of Memes, right? We think so, anyway. But for Gordon Cole, Alberto Cintron, and Nathan Adler at the moment, it was more like the Forest of Eeriness as the trio walked along a narrow path through the dense woods. What little light remained of the fleeting day was blocked out by the canopy of old-growth trees that hung above their heads. In a word, it was spooky. In two words, it was rather foreboding. They were not in this dark and satanic place because they wanted to be, but rather because they had to be. After all, we had arrived at the ultimate climax of our narrative, and it was time for our three main protagonists to do battle with Earl Winston, who was actually the main villain of the entire piece. Did you not gather that coming into this? Maybe you should have been paying more attention to Earl and less attention to your hardcore PORNOGRAPHY, huh? Yes, this was the end. The BBC had decided not to renew Darkplace, and so we had arrived at the great finale. The be-all end-all. VE Day. There would be no more of our favourite characters, like Smallboy Jacobs, Big Ed, Carlton the Dog, and Margaret Hurley, because, like we just said, this is it. The three wise men were navigating solely by moonlight, having burned out their flashlight batteries long ago, and tripping over all kinds of branches and bushes and stumbling down almost every drop to be found because of it. As they neared the castle, Gordon Cole tripped over the roots of a sycamore and fell into the middle of a murky brown puddle on the forest floor.

CINTRON: Things are off to an auspicious start.

COLE: THAT FALL WAS INDICATIVE OF THE FACT THAT WE’RE LIKELY TO ENCOUNTER A WHOLE LOTTA RESISTANCE BEHIND THE CASTLE WALLS.

Nathan and Alberto would probably have reacted to that, but Gordon’s head was half-submerged in mud and his voice was as distant and garbled as their voices must have sounded to him on a daily basis.

ADLER: Y’all know what they say: fall before the pride, which means we’re going to become very proud of what we do in the next hour.

CINTRON: It’s pride before a fall, actually. I thought you people were massive fans of the bible.

ADLER: Sure thing, Dale. I getcha!

Gordon Cole picked himself up off the ground, his suit now as drenched as Sandy Evans had been in that two week period where she believed that Dale MacLachlan was attempting “red-pilled tactics” on her. This was back before Sandy was a hateful cunt and when Mac was a sort of gentile Andyesque figure, who wouldn’t even complain if you forcibly logged him out of his xbox live account while he was building a scale model of the Tower of London in Minecraft. We're referencing that because...these characters will never appear again. ;_;.

COLE: THE DARKPLACE SWIMMING POOL SURE IS A HIDDEN GEM.

CINTRON: Yeah, I’m sure it is. Let’s get going.

COLE: BUT WHAT IF I GET PNEUMONIA AND END UP BEDRIDDEN LIKE HARRY WILSON, ALBERTO?

Alberto was going to respond by telling Gordon that trenchfoot would probably improve his life, but Nathan Adler took Cole to the side before he could.

ADLER: Gordon, that’s a real goddarn head-scratcher.

COLE: IT SURE IS.

ADLER: If you want my advice, the best thing for you to do is to just strip off right now. Sure, that might seem a bit out of the ordinary, but you ain’t in public, right? It’s the only way to make sure ya don’t get a chill.

COLE: PLUS, THE SIGHT OF ME COMPLETELY NAKED IS SURE TO STRIKE FEAR INTO EARL’S BLACK HEART.

ADLER: I reckon it just might. You get on that pronto, Gordon.

Cole headed around the back of the tree to completely disrobe and leave behind an uninhabited suit, which would surely confuse any morning walkers that came across it in the next day. While he was doing that, Cintron approached Adler.

CINTRON: Why the fuck did you just tell him to strip off, Adler?

ADLER: Dale, I know somethin’ like this is probably hard for you to understand, but that fella’s gonna be much happier this way.

CINTRON: Aren’t you worried Earl’s gonna aim for his soft underbelly or whatever now that he’s exposed himself?

COLE: EARL MAY BE A LOT OF THINGS, ALBERTO, LIKE AN AVID HEINEKEN DRINKER AND PRACTITIONER OF THE DARK ARTS, BUT I DON’T EVEN HE WOULD STOOP TO HITTING BELOW THE BELT. YOU FELLAS CAN FEEL FREE TO STRIP IN SOLIDARITY WITH ME IF YOU’D LIKE, BUT I’M LEAVING THAT UP TO YOU.

CINTRON: I’m alright.

ADLER: Ditto for me, Gordon, I’ve, uh, I’ve got some major body-image issues that still need sortin’ out before I go and strip to down to my birthday suit.

COLE: SUIT YOURSELF, THEN. WELL, WHAT THE HECK ARE WE WAITING FOR? LET’S GO REUNITE WITH AN OLD FRIEND.

CINTRON: Well, at the minute, we’re waiting for you to come out from behind that tree.

COLE: OH.

The former director of the unnamed but almost certainly UN-affiliated intelligence stepped out from behind the tree, flashing Cintron and Adler with the sight of his pale body. Fortunately for them and the eyes of viewer, there seemed to be a cloud of kooky pixels hovering over his crotchual region. We wonder how that got there. Perhaps they were tiny fungi particles that had just been ejaculated from a nearby mushroom (otherwise known as a toadstool) and coalesced around his genitals, or perhaps they were a school of equally small woodland fairies or sprites. Another far more likely hypothesis is that they were, in fact, the result of post-production.

CINTRON: Well, uh, Earl’s certainly in for a shock…

COLE: I FEEL LIKE A CELTIC WARRIOR, ALBERTO.

Despite what he felt, Gordon Cole in no way resembled a celtic footsoldier. If he wanted to accomplish the look he was going for, he’d need to find some indigenous blueberries, squish them up, and smear them all over his body like warpaint, in case you were curious. Clearly knowing that he wouldn’t be able to find fruit in the Forest of Dean at this time of night (Although because this is the END of DARKPLACE, if not NOW, then WHEN?), the stark naked Cole led Adler and Cintron on towards the castle. As they crossed over a small forest stream, and headed up a path beside a hill, the sound of a motorbike engine starting up and then driving off could be heard. Startled, the trio fell to the ground and rolled into some nearby bushes. While they tried to still their breaths and remain entirely motionless, the motorcycle came driving down the path at speed, the Breeder on top of it. Hurley looked into the bushes as he rode past, but didn’t stop, disappearing around the bend. After a few minutes, our heroes clambered back out onto the trail.

COLE: DO YA RECKON THAT MYSTERIOUS RIDER NOTICED US, FELLAS? I THINK HE COULD’VE TAKEN NOTICE OF ME AND DRIVEN OFF IN FEAR.

CINTRON: Maybe he saw you and assumed you were having bareback sex in the bushes?I know that wouldn’t make me inclined towards staying around.

COLE: MAYBE I WAS, ALBERTO. IT COULD BE A CORRECT ASSUMPTION. I’M UNPREDICTABLE AND NAKED. YA DON’T KNOW WHAT I MIGHT DO NEXT.

As if to demonstrate his new naked unpredictability, Cole dabbed.

CINTRON: Never do that again.

COLE: OK ALBERTO. I WAS JUST TRYING IT OUT.

ADLER: I don’t think that big hoss saw us. I reckon, and this is just a presumption, if that guy’d saw us, he’d have done somethin’ about us. We should be safe to head on, I reckon.

Alberto and the birthday suit-wearing Cole agreed, and the trio headed on towards their date with destiny and the ultimate conclusion of the epic journey known as Darkplace. After close to half an hour of walking through the woodland margins, they finally spied the castle as they crested over the top of the hill, and, seeing tarmac before them, realised that they would have gotten there that much quicker if they’d just headed down the main road between Darkplace and the old town. Oh well.

CINTRON: It occurs to me that we’d have gotten here much quicker if we’d just stuck to the road.

COLE: OH WELL.

One last go for the old jokes, eh? Not one for reflection, Nathan Adler called for a group huddle, which was quite inconvenient considering Cole’s nudity.

ADLER: Alright y’all, this is how it’s gonna go down: Earl, he’s got minions. He’s well-versed in the dark arts at this stage. He’s become a master of the occult. The one thing Earl can’t ward against, though, is a solid punch. So I want you two fellas to head down in there and get his attention, distract ‘em, and I’ll sneak around the back and come down on him harder than Lee at Chancellorsville, y’know?

CINTRON: Something tells me it’s gonna take more than one punch to take out Earl.

COLE: HE’S RIGHT, NATHAN. WHY DON’T ALL THREE OF US CATCH HIM BY SURPRISE AND START BEATING ON HIM? THAT’S THREE OF US JUST BEATING THE ABSOLUTE TAR OUT OF HIM.

CINTRON: Something tells me it’s gonna take more than a few punches to take out Earl.

COLE: HE’S RIGHT, NATHAN. WHY DON’T ALL THREE OF US CORNER HIM AND START PUNCHING HIM AND KICKING HIM IN THE SHINS? THEN WHEN HE’S ON THE GROUND WE KEEP ON KICKING HIM.

As you can see, we’re really pulling out all the stops for this one. After all,his is thing’s about to over soon, so why not?

ADLER: I’m sticking to my plan. If that don’t work, then I’m just gonna acid attack him.

COLE: WHERE THE HECK DID YA GET ACID, NATHAN?

ADLER: I always carry some on me.

Not caring to explain any further, Nathan Adler continued on down the trail before breaking off at some point, while Cole and Cintron followed it all the way to the front gate of Castle Darkplace, which had been left open for whatever reason (perhaps Earl was having one of those parties where people just drop in and out at random points). The two apprehensively walked through it and into the castle’s courtyard, which was filled with the sight of hedges, fountains, lawn gnomes, and Aquarius Jackson roasting a man on a spit. Yes, you read that right - Aquarius was cooking a human being over a fire.

COLE: IS THAT PALE FELLA ROASTING A HUMAN BEING OVER A FIRE, ALBERTO?

CINTRON: That’s goddamn Aquarius Jackson, Gordon. I’ve been vindicated.

COLE: NEAT, BUT WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

CINTRON: I don’t know, maybe ask him?

COLE: O.K.

Alberto, of course, meant this sarcastically, but due to reasons we’ve already touched on, this sarcasm was lost on Cole, who then approached Aquarius. The great abominable snowman (have we used this one before?) continued to rotate the spit, unaware of Cole’s presence behind him.

COLE: EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT IS THAT A LIVING, BREATHING HOMO SAPIEN YOU’RE ROASTING THERE??

AQUARIUS: Nigga ain’t breathin’ no mo,’ mang.

COLE: I SEE. WELL, WHO WAS HE WHEN HE WAS BREATHING, FRIEND?

AQUARIUS: Dat’s Father Damien nigguh, da town priest. Now he’s finna bouta be Aquarius Jackson’s muhfuggin dinner, shieeeet.

COLE: AREN’T YA WORRIED THAT THE BIG MAN UPSTAIRS ISN’T GONNA TAKE TOO KINDLY TO YOU FRYING UP ONE OF HIS EARTHLY VICARS?

AQUARIUS: Aw, shiet mang, Aquarius ain’t got time to worry ‘bout all dat shiet. A nigga’s got his own problems to worry about down hurr on Earth.

COLE: RESPECT.

Let’s pay our respects to the Sinister Minister. As Darkplace is wrapping up, his storyline had to be quickly resolved. These things happen in television. Gordon turned back to Alberto and gave him a big thumbs up, as if to say that Aquarius was, in fact, cooking a man. As he did so, he noticed that Cintron’s pistol was raised.

COLE: ALBERTO, WHAT ARE YA -

CINTRON: You think you can break your bail conditions with me, asshole?!

Alberto fired off a succession of shots at the unaware Aquarius, taking him right in the back. Jackson let out a scream of anguish the likes of which wouldn’t have been out of place on the cotton fields of the antebellum South, and fell forward onto Father Damien’s charred corpse and the fire.

AQUARIUS: Mah...legs…...nigga….

COLE: ALBERTO, WHY’D YA HAVE TO SHOOT THAT MAN BEFORE HE COOKED US DINNER?

CINTRON: Three reasons. One, this is the guy who lit Mac up at Christmas. Two, he’s a cannibal, and three, how the fuck else was I meant to get Earl’s attention?

It was a good point, which Gordon saw the validity of it. Aquarius Jackson didn’t see that side of it, though, but that was more because he was dead than anything else. Seconds after the shots were fired, Earl’s two newer goons, the Breeder and the Gremlin, came running out of a side room, armed with butter knives, because they’d been making some toast.

GREMLIN: I bags fucking Jackson’s corpse after we deal with these interlopers, Breeder!

BRUCE: You’ll have to race me!

The feared duo responsible for [bludgeoning] the shit right out of Sixtus Rees-Mogg’s asshole closed in on Cole and Cintron, but as they zeroed in on their targets, they both independently realised that they were essentially armed with blunt instruments versus Gordon and Alberto’s sidearms, and turned tail, breeding the concept of standing your ground and abandoning Earl Winston to his fate. Having dispatched all of Earl’s minions in like three minutes or something, the intrepid investigators regrouped in the middle of the courtyard.

COLE: YA KNOW ALBERTO, I THOUGHT EARL WOULD HAVE HAD MORE MINIONS THAN THAT.

CINTRON: I guess austerity hits everyone at some stage.

Lightning flashed overhead, illuminating a figure standing in the castle tower, watching them intently. Cintron immediately trained his gun on the man he believed to be Earl Winston, and Cole followed his lead, doing likewise. Their suspicions, which were essentially already confirmed due to there being no one else left in the castle, were confirmed seconds later as Earl dropped down in front of them, landing without any hint of downward momentum.

COLE: EARL, YA SHOULD TELL US YOUR VILLAINOUS SCHEME IN ORDER TO KILL TIME AND EXPAND OUR KNOWLEDGE VAULTS. WE NEED YA TO MAKE A DEPOSIT OF INFORMATION, EARL.

WINSTON: Gordon, dear Gordon. It’s been a while. I did this all for you, y’know.

COLE: YA DID?

CINTRON: Careful Gordon, he could have gone prison gay.

WINSTON: I did. All this time, all I’ve wanted is for you to be with me. To notice me. Gordon, I’d like to be your boyfriend. I want to eat with you, sleep with you, and live with you in general. Good heavens, man, what I wouldn’t give for us to be on a date. We could go fishing. Just you and I up the river micking our jaggers and tailoring our swifts. Nothing unnatural about that. Just two men having fun. I’ll show you how I really feel when you come up the river with me, onto my house boat.

Alberto was aghast at what he was hearing. His poor Spanish head was being filled with loco images and other such things.

COLE: EARL…

WINSTON: Gordon…

COLE: EARL, THIS IS NO TIME FOR ZANY POEBOY REFERENCES. WE HAVE SERIOUS BUSINESS TO DISCUSS, LIKE THE FACT THAT YA HAVE A NEFARIOUS LAIR AND NOW PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT. I DON’T EVEN THINK POEBOY WOULD INVITE YOU UP THE RIVER THESE DAYS, EARL, BECAUSE YA DRINK HEINEKEN NOW, AND HE WAS A MAN OF TASTE.

WINSTON: The Poeboy family drank Coors for years, Gordon, but once they abandoned the northern solid south constituency, they were forced to look for beers that appealed to them and their community! Beers like Heineken!

COLE: I WON’T HAVE YA SULLY POEBOY’S NAME LIKE THIS, EARL, I JUST WON’T HAVE IT.

WINSTON: You know what I think, Gordon? I think you’re the one sullying Poeboy’s name. Poeboy railed against the establishment. Poeboy was a radical, and here you are, cracking down hard on me for daring to think outside the box. I embody the spirit of Poeboy! I’m Earl Poeboy!

COLE: THE IDEALS OF POEBOY DIED WITH THE WINTER OF HATE THAT CAME AFTER THE SUMMER OF LOVE, EARL. THERE’S NO GOING BACK NOW.

CINTRON: Even if we could, by no means should we.

Alberto spoke the truth, for the last (but not the first) time in our narrative. The spirit of 1967 was dead and buried, and no amount of quasi-psychedelic boomerposting would make it come back. Earl apparently disagreed, and went “heh”, but in a condescending non-spoken word way and not the sort of cute literally saying “heh” thing that Arabella Chalfont, who will never return to the narrative (Being that this was the last episode) did.

WINSTON: I was hoping you might say something like that, old sport, because -

Earl realised something.

WINSTON: Hang on, why are you naked?

COLE: TO INTIMIDATE YA.

WINSTON: Well, it’s not -

Before Earl could finish what he was about to say, Natha Adler had charged in from behind and thumped him on the side of the head with a huge log. Earl was knocked onto the ground from the force of the blow, but the second he got back up, the final fight of the entirety of Darkplace would be on.

COLE: YA GOT HIM, NATHAN.

Oh. Earl was actually out for the count. Christ, that’s anticlimactic. I guess sometimes things end not on a bang, but a whimper.

COLE: OH. THAT WAS ONE HECK OF A SUBVERSION OF EXPECTATIONS, I WAS SURE AT LEAST ONE US WASN’T GONNA MAKE IT.

CINTRON: So what do we do from here, cuff him? Do we even carry handcuffs?

Gordon shook his head.

COLE: MAYBE ASK NATHAN.

Alberto looked towards Nathan Adler, who was now standing at one of the nearby battlements, looking out towards the pitch-black Forest of Dean, which stood still, as if nothing had ever happened.

ADLER: Maybe...maybe the real dark place was inside the hearts of men, fellas.

Darkplace is over. Thanks for coming.

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Just got to vent about SO's toxic negativity

London Sport News - Sun, 06/17/2018 - 10:16

My SO is a soccerball fan. She's a fan of the London team Arsenal known as the gunners and their fans are known as gooners.

She's chippy about everything in life, she watches football all the time and all it does is maker her angry.

She's doing her usual thing of sitting on the couch, playing a candy crush variant on her phone and watching the Germany/Mexico football match.

Currently Germany are losing 1-0 to Mexico. She starts complaining about how rubbish Mesut Özil (plays for Arsenal and Germany) and how lazy he is as a player.

I find this just wrong. He's a highly paid football player, selected to play for one of the best football teams in the world. If he has limitations as a player they are well known to the people who play with him and his coaching and support team.

I don't really watch sport. I prefer to "do" things - as part of improving myself to help me get out of the DB - I've taken up running.

My SO has sore knees, she struggles to walk 1000 paces in a day. She watched me finish a run and was very contemptuous of my running style and gait. I think she wants me to run like Usain Bolt.

I'm not an emotional runner, I never get the runner's high. I'm a data driven runner. I log everything - make sure my results are right in all the official database. I get pleasure from graphing my data.

If I listened to my SO I'd give up running because I'm crap at it and wasting my time. This is one of the ways my SO kills me. She robs the pleasure of my emotions. I can't trust them.

Thing is it's not just me - she's toxic for everyone and everything. - Me, our son, her football team.

Luckily I have a plan and agency to keep myself well until the right time comes and we can consciously uncouple

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[H] DIVINITY ORIGINAL SIN ENHANCED EDITION, Hearts of Iron IV, Just Cause™ 3 XL Edition, Yooka-Laylee, Mafia III + DLC, The Escapists + The Escapists: The Walking Dead Deluxe, Simulator games [W] Stardew Valley, Terraria, Borderlands 2: GOTY, Raft, etc.

London Sport News - Sun, 06/17/2018 - 07:54

[MY IGS Rep](https://www.reddit.com/r/IGSRep/comments/8h10t6/ramesesssssss_igs_rep_page/)

Since I am playing mostly co-op games, I am specifically looking for multiplayer games especially co-op. GOG keys are welcome if you have. I can definitely bundle cheap games in trade.

Have:
  • 12 is Better Than 6
  • 8-bit Armies
  • AI War: Fleet Command
  • Anna's Quest
  • Arcana Heart 3 LOVE MAX!!!!!
  • Blackwake
  • Bear With Me - Collector's Edition
  • Bounty Train
  • Car Mechanic Simulator 2015
  • Caravan
  • Chroma Squad
  • Cook, Serve, Delicious! 2!!
  • Daddy's gone a-hunting
  • Day of Infamy Deluxe Edition
  • Deadlight
  • Defend Your Life
  • Demolish & Build 2017
  • Deponia Doomsday
  • Deponia Doomsday Soundtrack
  • Deponia: The Complete Journey
  • Deus Ex: Mankind Divided
  • DIVINITY ORIGINAL SIN ENHANCED EDITION (GOG gift link)
  • Dungeon of Elements
  • Enemy Front
  • Enemy Front Multiplayer Map Pack (DLC)
  • Forward to the Sky
  • Funfair Ride Simulator 3
  • Gloria Victis
  • God Vs Zombies
  • GUILTY GEAR XX ACCENT CORE PLUS R
  • Hearts of Iron IV
  • Hero of the Kingdom II
  • Hive Jump
  • Home is Where One Starts...
  • Hyperdrive Massacre
  • ICY: Frostbite Edition
  • Infectonator: Survivors
  • Inquisitor Deluxe Edition
  • Insurgency
  • Just Cause™ 3 XL Edition
  • Lara Croft GO
  • Laser League
  • Lichdom: Battlemage
  • Mad Games Tycoon
  • Mafia III Mafia III: Sign of the Times (DLC)
  • Memoria
  • Memoria Soundtrack
  • Mercenary Kings: Reloaded Edition
  • Patrician III
  • Patrician IV - Steam Special Edition
  • Patrician IV: Rise of a Dynasty (DLC)
  • Plantera
  • Port Royale 3
  • Port Royale 3: Dawn of Pirates (DLC)
  • Port Royale 3: Harbour Master (DLC)
  • Port Royale 3: New Adventures (DLC)
  • Prototype 2
  • ReignMaker
  • Rise of Venice
  • Rise of Venice - Beyond the Sea (DLC)
  • Robot Squad Simulator 2017
  • Septerra Core
  • Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun
  • Shelter Complete Edition
  • Silence
  • Skullgirls
  • Spaceship Looter
  • Stories: The Path of Destinies
  • Taimumari
  • Tank Battle: 1944
  • Tank Battle: 1945
  • Tank Battle: Blitzkrieg
  • Tank Battle: East Front
  • Tank Battle: Normandy
  • Tank Battle: North Africa
  • Tank Battle: Pacific
  • The Divine Paradox
  • The Escapists + The Escapists: The Walking Dead Deluxe (as one key)
  • The Long Journey Home
  • The lost joystick
  • The Signal From Tölva
  • The Technomancer
  • The Way
  • Think of the Children
  • Train Mechanic Simulator 2017
  • TREBUCHET Two Worlds II: Velvet Edition
  • UNLOVED
  • Wick
  • Witch It
  • Yooka-Laylee

Other games:

  • 2V Hoverbike
  • A Hand in the DarknessR (2x)
  • After Rain: Phoenix Rise
  • Border of her Heart (2x)
  • Dinosaur Hunter
  • Draw It!
  • Dreamlike Worlds
  • Find your way
  • Four Horsemen (2x)
  • Grimrush
  • Hunter of antiques
  • ICARUS.1
  • Merry Glade
  • One Day in London (2x)
  • One Night Stand (2x)
  • Pawn (2x)
  • School of Talent: SUZU-ROUTE (2x)
  • SLICE
  • Spectrubes Infinity
  • What is love? (2x)
  • Wild Romance (2x)
  • Yandere School (2x)
  • Yozora Rhapsody (2x)

Software:MAGIX Photo Manager Deluxe MAGIX Photostory Deluxe MAGIX Photostory Deluxe Bonus Content MAGIX Video Sound Cleaning Lab MAGIX Vintage Effects Suite Music Maker 80s Edition Music Maker Hip Hop Beat Producer Soundpool: Blockbuster Complete Xara Photo & Graphic Designer

Wishlist:

Flair- Trade

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TI8 Open Qualifier #2 - CIS & Europe - Day 2

London Sport News - Sun, 06/17/2018 - 06:21
TI8 Open Qualifier #2 - CIS & Europe - Day 2

The Open Qualifiers for TI8 will be hosted by FACEIT for Europe, America, and Southeast Asia. The Chinese Open Qualifiers are organized by Perfect World. The first Open Qualifier will take place on 14th and 15th of June, while the second Open Qualifier will take place on the 16th and 17th.

Bracket & Match Information: Start time Region Cntdwn (CEST) PDT EDT GMT CEST SGT AEST CIS 15:00 6:00 9:00 13:00 15:00 21:00 23:00 Europe 16:00 7:00 10:00 14:00 16:00 22:00 0:00 Teams CIS Team 1 2 3 4 5 20 min afk les Ark NikoBaby Flow SoNNeikO SoNiC Bokal ygrt vonsiq minipizzas 4ndreJkee ajesetave Gambit Esports Daxak Yoky AfterLife Bignum yume HunkysFromZavod Piachi USH XaKoH sanyaquez KaHT imagine hehe ALOHADAHCE Crazy Sedoy evanescent SORRY starieloshadi tlepovn LOVEOKAYGGWP Rusya Lucky aNc1enT- Team_Spirit Illidan G DkPhobos Biver FNG Velvet Gaming D4574N Noer oldoto DooM1k feltsoo DX fozzy axmo Beaver gorec Prince GUS GAMING Imba Fervian ufiir Unkind miliy NAVI GGBET Crystallize Dendi General velheor Lil nl5 Tayirov Runec napaleoshQa goddam Puberr Mega-Lada Funn1k Scandal Mag ecnart muriel slozhniy memas TTR GGwpLanaya ~~Shachlo yamich 1ls The Brestomans Fishman SOhY Lasthero so bad pio Transtelecom justletmedie hAzeshka Malik b1kaa onioviva Europe Team 1 2 3 4 5 BlinkPool Madara Keyser Khezu Saksa Misery Elements pro Swiftending Boranija Mitch dnz LeBron Fuse esports Kolemon IgnItableS pwN hairy_freak Raspad IGX jeyo QO March Reisen Nutz London Esports Xibbe Skairyo Madkingz ComeWithMe Chaoly LOTV Wagamama Stormstormer eskillz Qupe HoviteY Moriarty kAANMVP suntnebun ntakii iLLusionisT BliNcc Team pacan oliver Nine Buugi AfrOmoush rmN The Alliance Micke qojqva boxi Taiga insan1a Womberers Badplayrer MTD Balzu Visuder delzor BackPacks Nikobaby Attacker Harjatan MasterRisk Maden Helsinki REDS Ouker Syuuu k1ra Womber Vipu NoBountyHunter Fey Arise bone-chan Akim Flash Planet Meow Xcalibur ThuG Eixn Rajjix SsaSpartan Swiss Quality G Alexxo Judicator fokk W1sh matrice UNCHAINED ar3a Kefal SlashStrike CTOMAHEH Seleri Schedule R ID Team vs Team Result Cntdwn (CEST) PDT EDT GMT CEST SGT AEST R16A Pajero vs 15:00 6:00 9:00 13:00 15:00 21:00 23:00 R16B Me vs VeG 15:00 6:00 9:00 13:00 15:00 21:00 23:00 R16C bokal vs BLR 15:00 6:00 9:00 13:00 15:00 21:00 23:00 R16D GUS vs hehe 15:00 6:00 9:00 13:00 15:00 21:00 23:00 R16E GMBT vs TBM 15:00 6:00 9:00 13:00 15:00 21:00 23:00 R16F Blacks vs hfz 15:00 6:00 9:00 13:00 15:00 21:00 23:00 R16G afk20 vs DX 15:00 6:00 9:00 13:00 15:00 21:00 23:00 R16H LICKUID vs Loshadki 15:00 6:00 9:00 13:00 15:00 21:00 23:00 R16A iGX vs flow 16:00 7:00 10:00 14:00 16:00 22:00 0:00 R16B nO-bH vs pacani 16:00 7:00 10:00 14:00 16:00 22:00 0:00 R16C EPG vs UNC 16:00 7:00 10:00 14:00 16:00 22:00 0:00 R16D hREDS vs BPool 16:00 7:00 10:00 14:00 16:00 22:00 0:00 R16E vs Mor 16:00 7:00 10:00 14:00 16:00 22:00 0:00 R16F fuse vs LOTV 16:00 7:00 10:00 14:00 16:00 22:00 0:00 R16G WOMB vs Ent 16:00 7:00 10:00 14:00 16:00 22:00 0:00 R16H LDN vs ses 16:00 7:00 10:00 14:00 16:00 22:00 0:00 QF1 vs VeG 16:00 7:00 10:00 14:00 16:00 22:00 0:00 QF2 bokal vs hehe 16:00 7:00 10:00 14:00 16:00 22:00 0:00 QF3 GMBT vs hfz 16:00 7:00 10:00 14:00 16:00 22:00 0:00 QF4 afk20 vs Loshadki 16:00 7:00 10:00 14:00 16:00 22:00 0:00 QF1 iGX vs pacani 17:00 8:00 11:00 15:00 17:00 23:00 1:00 QF2 EPG vs BPool 17:00 8:00 11:00 15:00 17:00 23:00 1:00 QF3 Winner of R16E vs Winner of R16F 17:00 8:00 11:00 15:00 17:00 23:00 1:00 QF4 WOMB vs LDN 17:00 8:00 11:00 15:00 17:00 23:00 1:00 SF1 Winner of QF1 vs Winner of QF2 19:00 10:00 13:00 17:00 19:00 1:00 3:00 SF2 Winner of QF3 vs Winner of QF4 19:00 10:00 13:00 17:00 19:00 1:00 3:00 SF1 Winner of QF1 vs Winner of QF2 20:00 11:00 14:00 18:00 20:00 2:00 4:00 SF2 Winner of QF3 vs Winner of QF4 20:00 11:00 14:00 18:00 20:00 2:00 4:00 3rd Loser of SF1 vs Loser of SF2 22:00 13:00 16:00 20:00 22:00 4:00 6:00

Twitch Streams

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Full body MOT?

London Sport News - Sun, 06/17/2018 - 06:02

The wife and I have been talking about getting a medical to get a better idea of our bodies and where our targets should lie fitness wise.

Does anyone have any thoughts on this deal from Wowcher?

https://www.wowcher.co.uk/deal/london/8009076/body-health-mot-79

It seems to hit the boxes but I wonder if a more fitness / sport orientated set of tests might be better?

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Match Thread: Worcestershire v Kent. Royal London Cup, Semi Final 1.

London Sport News - Sun, 06/17/2018 - 03:32

Cricinfo

BBC Comms

ECB Scorecard w/ video highlights

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Worcs: Joe Clarke, George Rhodes, Callum Ferguson (C), Daryl Mitchell, Brett D'Oliveira, Ben Cox (WK), Ross Whiteley, Ed Barnard, Charlie Morris, Dillon Pennington, Patrick Brown

Kent: Daniel Bell-Drummond, Heino Kuhn, Joe Denly (C), Sean Dickson, Alex Blake, Darren Stevens, Adam Rouse (WK), Calum Haggett, Matt Henry, Imran Qayyum, Harry Podmore

Worcestershire won the toss and elected to bat

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Morocco may have lost the World Cup but could lead the way in protest

London Sport News - Sun, 06/17/2018 - 00:27

By James M. Dorsey

Mounting anger and discontent is simmering across the Arab world much like it did in the walk-up to the 2011 popular revolts that toppled four autocratic leaders. Yet, this time round the anger does not always explode in mass street protests as it recently did in Jordan.

To be sure, fury at tax hikes in Jordan followed the classic pattern of sustained public protests.

Protesters, in contrast to the calls for regime change that dominated the 2011 revolts, targeted the government’s austerity measures and efforts to broaden its revenue base.

The protesters forced the resignation of prime minister Hani Mulki and the repeal of proposals for tax hikes that were being imposed to comply with conditions of a $723 million International Monetary Fund (IMF) loan to Jordan.

Austerity measures in Egypt linked to a $12 billion IMF loan have also sparked protests in a country in which dissent is brutally repressed. Rare protests erupted last month after the government hiked Cairo's metro fares by up to 250%.

Now, with economists and analysts waiting to see how Egyptians respond to this weekend’s austerity measures that include a 50 percent rise in gasoline prices, the third since Egypt floated its currency in 2016, and further hikes expected in July, Morocco may provide a more risk-free and effective model for future protest in one of the most repressive parts of the world.

An online boycott campaign fuelled by anger at increasing consumer prices that uses hashtags such as “let it curdle” and “let it rot” has spread like wildfire across Moroccan social media. A survey in late May by economic daily L’Economiste suggested that 57 percent of Moroccans were participating in the boycott of some of Morocco’s foremost oligopolies that have close ties to the government.

The boycott of the likes of French dairy giant Danone, mineral water company Oulmes, and the country’s leading fuel distributor, Afriquia SMDC, is proving effective and more difficult to counter. The boycott recently expanded to include the country’s fish markets.

The boycott has already halved Danone’s sales. The company said it would post a 150 million Moroccan dirham ($15.9m) loss for the first six months of this year, cut raw milk purchases by 30 percent and reduce its number of short-term job contracts.

Danone employees recently staged a sit-in that blamed both the boycott and the government for their predicament. Lahcen Daoudi, a Cabinet minister, resigned after participating in a sit-in organized by Danone workers.

The boycott has also impacted the performance of energy companies. Shares of Total Maroc, the only listed fuel distributor, fell by almost 10 percent since the boycott began in April.

The strength of the boycott that was launched on Facebook pages that have attracted some two million visitors lies in the fact that identifying who is driving it has been difficult because no individual or group has publicly claimed ownership.

The boycott’s effectiveness is enhanced by the selectiveness of its targets described by angry consumers on social media as “thieves” and “bloodsuckers.”

Anonymity and the virtual character of the protest, in what could become a model elsewhere in the Middle East and North Africa, has made it difficult for the government to crackdown on its organizers.

Yet, even if the government identified the boycott’s organizers, it would be unable to impose its will on choices that consumers make daily. The boycott also levels the playing field with even the poorest being able to impact the performance of economic giants.

In doing so, the boycott strategy counters region-wide frustration with the fact that protests have either failed to produce results or led in countries like Syria, Yemen, Egypt and Libya to mayhem, increased repression, and civil war.

“While boycotts solve some of the problems of protest movements,… they also create new challenges…. Diffuse structures…limit their ability to formulate clear demands, negotiate on the basis of these demands, respond to criticism of the movement and, eventually, end the boycott. Boycotts against domestic producers are likely to face criticism that they are hurting the economy and endangering the jobs of their compatriots working in the boycotted companies,” cautioned Max Gallien, a London School of Economics PhD candidate who studies the political economy of North Africa.

The Moroccan boycott grew out of months of daily protests in the country’s impoverished northern Rif region that the government tried to squash with a carrot-and-stick approach that involved the arrest of hundreds of people.

Underlying the boycott is a deep-seated resentment of the government’s incestuous relationship with business leading to its failure to ensure fair competition that many believe has eroded purchasing power among rural poor and the urban middle class alike.

Afriquia is part of the Akwa group owned by Aziz Akhannouch, a Moroccan billionaire ranked by Forbes, who also serves as agriculture minister, heads a political party and is one of the kingdom’s most powerful politicians. Oulmes is headed by Miriem Bensalah Chekroun, the former president of Morocco's confederation of enterprises, CGEM.

“The goal of this boycott is to unite Moroccan people and speak with one voice against expensive prices, poverty, unemployment, injustice, corruption and despotism,” said one Facebook page that supports the boycott.

It is a message and a methodology that could well resonate across a swath of land stretching from the Atlantic coast of Africa to the Gulf.

Dr. James M. Dorsey is a senior fellow at the S. Rajaratnam School of International Studies, co-director of the University of Würzburg’s Institute for Fan Culture, and co-host of the New Books in Middle Eastern Studies podcast. James is the author of The Turbulent World of Middle East Soccer blog, a book with the same title as well as Comparative Political Transitions between Southeast Asia and the Middle East and North Africa, co-authored with Dr. Teresita Cruz-Del Rosario, Shifting Sands, Essays on Sports and Politics in the Middle East and North Africa, and the forthcoming China and the Middle East: Venturing into the Maelstrom

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31 [M4R] Anywhere - There's only so much World Cup I can watch!

London Sport News - Sat, 06/16/2018 - 14:47

Looking for great conversation, some laughs and maybe gaming buddies if you're up for it :) Been told I'm a good/empathetic listener but I'm also equally comfortable talking about whatever!

 

My main interests are -

  • Travelling (Mostly combined with work but it's definitely a perk of the job!)
  • Cars
  • Video Games - All sorts really...Visual Novels, RPGs, Battle Royale, Sports. PC and Console!
  • Music - Listen to all sorts really, currently 00's Rock/Some Pop, open to new recommendations though!
  • TV - Suits, Designated Survivor, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
  • Food - Japanese, Korean, Mexican
  • Sports - Mainly Soccer/Football, American Football, F1

 

Looking forward to hearing from anybody who wants to talk! Pretty wide age range (my friends range from early 20s to mid 30s) and any gender... most of my closest friends growing up happened to be female but then alongside that I've always had a healthy quota of male friends due to my interest in soccer etc.

 

A combination of working from home and travelling a lot means that I've become a little distanced from my old social circles, I moved away a few years ago and I'm unable to make a lot of the meetups, whilst I'm online a lot of the time they're not ones for regular online messaging it makes things a little tricky.... I'm happily engaged and soon to be married so absolutely not looking for anything other than genuine friendships! :D

 

Working from home means I'm generally about a lot, I've pretty much got a screen open all day with Discord, Skype and Steam messages up. My sleeping pattern is pretty crazy, despite living in London (England) I quite often find myself living on Pacific Time so location really isn't a big deal!

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Israel adopts abandoned Saudi sectarian logic

London Sport News - Sat, 06/16/2018 - 06:01

By James M. Dorsey

Amid ever closer cooperation with Saudi Arabia, Israel’s military appears to be adopting the kind of sectarian anti-Shiite rhetoric that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman is abandoning as part of a bid to develop a national rather than a religious ethos and promote his yet to be defined form of moderate Islam.

The Israeli rhetoric in Arabic-language video clips that target a broad audience across the Middle East and North Africa emerged against the backdrop of a growing influence of conservative religious conscripts and officers in all branches of the Israeli armed forces.

The clips featuring army spokesman Major Avichay Adraee were also designed to undermine support for Hamas, the Islamist group that controls the Gaza Strip and backed recent mass anti-Israeli protests along the border with Israel, in advance of a visit to the Middle East by US peace negotiators Jared Kushner and Jason Greenblatt.

The visit could determine when US President Donald J. Trump publishes his long-awaited ‘art of the deal’ proposal for a resolution of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict that despite Israeli and tacit Saudi and United Arab Emirates backing is likely to be rejected by the Palestinians as well as those Arab states that have so far refused to tow the Saudi line.

Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates, in tacit cooperation with the Palestine Authority on the West Bank, have adopted a carrot-and-stick approach in an as yet failed bid to weaken Hamas’ control of Gaza in advance of the announcement of Mr. Trump’s plan.

Citing a saying of the Prophet Mohammed, Major Adraee, painting Hamas as an Iranian stooge, asserted that “whoever acts like a people is one of them… You (Hamas) have officially become Shiites in line with the Prophet’s saying… Have you not read the works of the classical jurists, scholars…who have clearly warned you about the threat Iranian Shiism poses to you and your peoples?”

In a twist of irony, Major Adraee quoted the very scholars Prince Mohammed appears to be downplaying. They include 18th century preacher Mohammed ibn Abdul Wahhab, whose ultra-conservative anti-Shiite interpretation of Islam shaped Saudi Arabia for much of its history; Taqi ad-Din Ahmad ibn Taymiyyah, a 14th century theologist and jurist, whose worldview, like that of Wahhabism, inspires militant Islam; and Sheikh Yusuf al-Qaradawi, the Egyptian-born, Qatar-based scholar, who was designated a terrorist by Saudi Arabia and the UAE because he is believed to be the spiritual leader of the Muslim Brotherhood.

“The enlightened Salafi scholar Imam Mohammed ibn Abdul Wahhab warned you about the threat posed by these people to the Islamic faith with the heresies that they adhere to. He says: ‘Look at this atheist’s words. You will see that he employs rafidah (rejectionist) terms. They (the rafidah) are more harmful to the faith than Jews or Christians….’ You follow the Iranians who pose a greater danger to you than any other force,” Major Adraee said referring to Shiites in derogatory language employed by ultra-conservative Sunni Muslims.

Major Adraee went on to quote Ibn Tamiyyah as saying: “I know that the best of them are hypocrites. They fabricate lies and produce corrupt ideas to undermine the Islamic faith.” Hypocrites is a term often used by ultra-conservatives to describe Shiites.

Major Adraee cited Sheikh Qaradawi as asserting that “the threat of the Shiites is their attempt to penetrate Sunni society. They are able to do so with their excessive wealth.”

Addressing supporters of Hamas, Major Adraee asked: “Do you still want to be allies with these corrupt people while you claim to follow Islam…and respect Islamic scholars whose teachings you proudly disregard? Don’t be hypocrites.” Major Adraee concluded his remarks by warning that those who guided by Iran caused disruption would “be punished in the hereafter.”

Major Adraee’s remarks reflected not only Israeli public diplomacy tactics but also the Israeli military’s changing demography. Religious recruits accounted for 40 percent of the graduates from last year’s officer training course although they have yet to graduate to the military’s most prestigious command posts.

Israel Defence Forces (IDF) chief of staff Lieutenant General Gadi Eizenkot this month passed over Brigadier General Ofer Winter, the military’s most prominent religiously driven officer, in the promotions to division commander, one of the IDF’s most prestigious postings,

As commander of Israel’s elite infantry Golani Brigade that suffered high casualties in the 2014 war against Hamas, then Colonel. Winter made headlines by declaring holy war on the Palestinians. “The Lord God of Israel, make our way successful. … We’re going to war for your people, Israel, against an enemy that defames you,” the general told his troops.

Military sources said Brigadier General Winter was not passed over because of his religious or political views but as result of General Eizenkot’s desire to promote younger officers.

Major Adraee became the first serving Israeli military officer to be published by a Saudi publication when Elaph, a London-based, award-winning independent news portal established by Saudi-British businessman and journalist Othman Al Omeir, published an anti-Hamas article the Israeli had co-authored. Mr. Al Omeir is believed to have close ties to Prince Mohammed’s branch of the Saudi ruling family.

While Israel and Saudi Arabia have found common ground in their opposition to Iran, Major Adraee’s anti-Shiite rhetoric appeared to hark back to language that Prince Mohammed has recently sought to avoid in his effort to redress the kingdom’s image as a stronghold of ultra-conservatism and sectarianism.

Although he accused Iran in an interview in April with The Atlantic of wanting to spread “their extremist Shiite ideology,” he insisted that “we don’t believe we have Wahhabism. We believe we have, in Saudi Arabia, Sunni and Shiite… You will find a Shiite in the cabinet, you will find Shiites in government, the most important university in Saudi Arabia is headed by a Shiite… We have no problem with the Shiites. We have a problem with the ideology of the Iranian regime.”

Said Mohammed Husain F. Jassem, a Middle East analyst with London-based research group Integrity UK, who translated Major Adraee’s clips into English: “The rhetoric used by the IDF is exactly the same as the one used by ISIS, al-Qaeda, and anti-Shia bigots in propaganda videos and print.”

Dr. James M. Dorsey is a senior fellow at the S. Rajaratnam School of International Studies, co-director of the University of Würzburg’s Institute for Fan Culture, and co-host of the New Books in Middle Eastern Studies podcast. James is the author of The Turbulent World of Middle East Soccer blog, a book with the same title as well as Comparative Political Transitions between Southeast Asia and the Middle East and North Africa, co-authored with Dr. Teresita Cruz-Del Rosario, Shifting Sands, Essays on Sports and Politics in the Middle East and North Africa, and the forthcoming China and the Middle East: Venturing into the Maelstrom

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Ok... Let's Talk.

London Sport News - Fri, 06/15/2018 - 19:48

(inb4: long)

Well... The train has to reach the station at some point, right?

Was it what we wanted as fans? No. Was it what they wanted as players? No. However, I think that overall this season had a lot of highs along with a fair share of lows. Let's talk about what went well and what we would want to see moving forward in Season 2. The Good is what worked well, The Bad was something that we could improve upon, and The Ugly are what really got us this season.

THE GOOD:

-Tank line is superb. Muma, Coolmatt, and the man with the best smile in the OWL (Spree) played phenomenally and I could not ask more from them. Their continued effort to improve and tweak their gameplay to near perfection was incredible. Great job guys!

-Linkzr. God. Damn. Linkzr. Sure, he was a bit spotty, but he ALWAYS put 110% effort into his craft. His hero pool was large enough that allowed for a good deal of flexibility across the board. Excellent work, Mr. Linkzr.

-Community. Houston did a great job of reaching out and interacting with the fanbase and advocating for the League in general. They made being a fan of them more like being a part of the team and almost like being a part of the family. Activity on twitch, Twitter, and AMAs were awesome and I would love to see them keep that up in the future.

THE BAD:

-Let's be honest. Houston had a bit of a DPS issue. Players on roles that they are not comfortable on, players playing heroes that should honestly be played by someone else, and subbing mid-match when the other player wasn't warmed up enough. Jake and Linkzr hard carried the DPS role for the vast majority of the season and if they felt like they were not ready to swap in another player that meant other teams could easily figure out their biggest weaknesses. This leads to my next point...

-The roster is just too much. Clock, Mendo, and Boink had such minimal playtime that I question their position on the team. Do they deserve to be there? Yes. SHOULD they be there? No. Look at London. They trimmed the roster down a bit to focus on their key players and that helped their case. I hope that in the off season they look at each player, what they bring to the team, and if it is honestly worth it to keep them on the roster or to look at picking up a stronger backup team from Contenders or something.

-Timing. I think Houston was also the subject to bad timing. The biggest point I can think of would be Arhan being signed early on in the season and JUST NOW showing up. I get that visas are hell and paperwork is rough, but if he was able to get in earlier and having that other strong DPS player sub in for Jake would have really helped.

THE UGLY:

-The Supports. Oh boy. I'm going to use some memes to help express this.

"Name a better duo than Bani and dying first in a team fight. I'll wait."

"Name a better duo than Rawkus and having not so awesome positioning. I'll wait."

THIS was a huge problem for Houston this season. Not having strong, prominent supports backing you up every fight and being able to hold their own was a massive bullet in the foot for the team. How many pushes can you think of that died before they even started by having one or both supports picked off? If I could only have one thing change in the off season, I want to see a better Mercy/Main Support player come to the team. More than anything else. That or Bani needs to step his game up. Rawkus had his moments for sure, but also falls into the category of someone who I want to see step their game up and, in his case, to become a better shotcaller to strengthen team comms.

-Tracer. This was the bane of Houston's existence for... well, ever. Especially in Stages 2 and 3. Imagine if we didn't go 5-5 and 4-6 against teams that knew we couldn't run strong Dive. I wouldn't be here writing this post and we probably would have wrapped up a Playoff spot early this stage. That being said, I have to applaud Jake (and other DPS, but mostly Jake) for giving it everything to be a better Tracer. It was noticeable and we all thank you for that.

-Metas. Houston confused me here. One game it would look like they had a clear grasp on the meta and how to play counter meta as well. Then next game they looked like they have never seen that composition before. That along with refusing to switch off fast enough to counter heroes LIKE HAVING A FREE WIDOW OR PHARAH IN PLAY truly dicked this team. Also, the weird, Mystery Heroes comps we would see that worked in Scrims but clearly were not working in game were the worst. I would rather see the same comp played well every fight than a new, edgy comp to try and shake things up a bit.

I had this thought earlier today. Houston was a middle of the line team and the only way they got their was because they were inconsistent. They would either look like a 10 (Stage 4 Week 1) or a 3 (Stage 4 Week 2). If we just played at a 7 all season long, again we would not be where we are today. I have high hopes for the future of this team moving forward and hope that they can work on what was said here in order to become a consistent team.

Green Wall.

(EDIT: Some formatting to make it easier to read. Also, if anyone on the team reads this, I just want to say thank you for the season. I can say that watching you guys out there and picking up on weird little tricks and strats has made me better at Overwatch which has been worth it for me. I will be sad to not see you at Barclay, but watching you play, learning more about who you are as professional gamers and as people, and watching the impact you have had to increase attention and awareness of eSports has been truly inspiring. You guys are incredible and I can't wait to see you play again in Season 2. Take some time to relax and work on become stronger players without the fear of competition over your head for a couple months.)

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[H] Enormous List of Bundle (Humble, IndieGala, and Fanatical) Leftovers [W] Offers, PayPal, Wishlist

London Sport News - Fri, 06/15/2018 - 19:09

Just take a minute or so and peruse for titles you find interesting. You may be surprised!

I've been buying bundles for over a year now. I have a ton of games, some of which I'm still debating on whether or not I'm going to claim, but if I can get a better offer, I'm more than happy to help someone else out. I'm going to close this post and start claiming next week June 22, 2:00 PM PST, due to the new Steam sale. Feel free to PM me after the fact though. I'm always open to offers. I have maybe 4-5 r/SteamGameSwap trades under my belt, but I haven't done enough research to figure out how to change my flair and get them verified yet.

Happy Hunting!

https://store.steampowered.com/wishlist/id/MystRChaos/

Loose Keys -

Pixel Puzzles 2: Anime

Majesty 2 Collection

Pixel Puzzles Junior

The Flame in the Flood

Sam & Max: The Devils Playhouse

Satellite Reign

Advanced Tactics Gold

Zara-An AI Story

Tales of Legends

A Bit Crosser-Three Kingdoms

Cat Girl

Humble Gift Link -

Anna's Quest

Bounty Train

Caravan

Deponia Doomsday

Deponia Doomsday Soundtrack

The Long Journey Home

Memoria

Memoria Soundtrack

Shadow Tactics: Blades of the Shogun

Witch It

Blackwake

Hearts of Iron IV

Portal Knights

12 is Better than 6

AI War: Fleet Command

Acceleration of SUGURI 2

Bear With Me - Collector's Edition

Cook, Serve, Delicious! 2!!

Destiny 2

Yooka-Laylee

Dungeon of the Endless

Endless Legend - Classic Edition

Dead Rising 4

Jalopy

NBA Playgrounds

Running With Rifles

HackyZack

Action Henk

JYDGE

Mini Metro

Poly Bridge

Domina

Flat Kingdom Paper's Cut Edition

Kingdom: New Lands

N++ (NPLUSPLUS)

Tropico 5

Tropico 5 - Espionage

Tropico 5 - Waterborne

Shadowrun Returns

AER Memories of Old

Deus Ex: Mankind Divided

Lara Croft GO

Laser League

Mafia III

Mafia III: Sign of the Times

Skullgirls

Holy Potatoes! We're In Space?!

Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City

Grand Theft Auto III

Grand Theft Auto IV

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Life is Strange Complete Season (Episodes 1-5)

Filthy, Stinking, Orcs

Sanctum 2

Grey Goo

Her Story

Sorcerer King: Rivals

Fanatical -

Battle of the Bulge

Time of Fury

Pride of Nations

Alea Jacta Est

Last Days of Old Earth

Hell

Pandora: First Contact

Ara Fell

35MM

One More Dungeon

Good Robot

GT Legends

Nether: Resurrected

CAT Interstellar

Circuit Breakers

Memoranda

Splatter - Zombie Apocalypse

Fate Tectonics

Sins of the Demon RPG

Airscape - The Fall of Gravity

Gladiator Trainer

PARTICLE MACE

Battle Ranch: Pigs vs Plants

See No Evil

Flight of the Paladin

(The Gate of Firmament)

World's Dawn

Gurumin: A Monstrous Adventure

Graze Counter

«Empire of Angels IV»

Celestian Tales: Old North

Dragon Sinker

(Chinese Paladin:Sword and Fairy 6)

Anomaly: Warzone Earth

Anomaly Defenders

Anomaly 2

Spellspire

Xenoraid: The First Space War

Neon Chrome

Crimsonland

King Oddball

Sparkle Unleashed

Sparkle 2

Baseball Riot

Tennis in the Face

Azkend 2: The World Beneath

Chroma Squad

Deadlight

Mad Games Tycoon

Replica

The Way

Wick

12 is Better Than 6

The Uncertain: Episode 1 - The Last Quiet Day

Infectonator: Survivors

Port Royale 3

Port Royale 3: Harbour Master DLC

Port Royale 3: Dawn of Pirates DLC

Port Royale 3: New Adventures DLC

Rise of Venice

Rise of Venice - Beyond the Sea

Patrician IV - Steam Special Edition

Patrician IV: Rise of a Dynasty

Patrician III

The Signal From Tolva

PewDiePie: Legend of the Brofist

The Swindle

UNLOVED

Zenith

Think of the Children

Hive Jump

Stories: The Path of Destinies

ICY: Frostbite Edition

Alien Breed Trilogy

Mainlining

Commandos Collection

Revhead

Giant Machines 2017

Train Mechanic Simulator 2017

Car Mechanic Simulator 2015

Demolish & Build 2017

Robot Squad Simulator 2017

Funfair Ride Simulator 3

Diaries of a Spaceport Janitor

The Little Acre

Forbidden Clicker Party

Demons with Shotguns

SK8

Ghoulboy - Dark Sword of Goblin

Spirits of Xanadu

King of the Eggs

Rocket Wars

Bouncy Bob

Hotel Dracula

Warfront Defenders: Westerplatte

DreadOut: Keepers of the Dark

35MM

Car Mechanic Simulator 2015

CAT Interstellar

Pony Island

March of the Living

Who's Your Daddy

DreadOut

OPUS: The Day We Found Earth

Zombie Party

Syndrome

Craft the World

Super Cloudbuilt

Trip to Vinelands

TTV2

SWARMRIDER OMEGA

SWARMRIDER OMEGA OST DLC

SWARMRIDERS: Original Soundtrack DLC

UBERMOSH Collection

Knight Squad

DinoSystem

The Dope Game

Super Sports Surgery

NO THING

Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor Game of the Year Edition x2

Not Dying Today

Startide

Seven Boys 2

Mastema: Out of Hell

Timberman

Kathy Rain

Table Top Racing: World Tour

Juanito Arcade Mayhem

Defend the Highlands

Z

Platypus

Luna Sky

Pixel Puzzles: UndeadZ

Crab Cakes Rescue

Dark Years

Exowar

Nux

Psichodelya

Space Farmers

Total Extreme Wrestling

World of Mixed Martial Arts 3

IGT Slots Paradise Garden

Anti-Opoly

Wrestling Spirit 3

Draft Day Sports College Basketball 3

Draft Day Sports Pro Basketball 4

Defend Your Life

Spaceship Looter

Hyperdrive Massacre

The lost joystick

POSTAL

POSTAL Redux

Rocketbirds 2 Evolution

Orbital Racer

Battle Bruise

RUNRUNRUN

Murder...

UBERMOSH:BLACK

Trip to Vinelands

SWARMRIDER OMEGA

It's Spring Again Collector's Edition

Save the Ninja Clan

Crab Dub

Black Sand Drift

Black Sand Drift Collector's Edition Content DLC

The Pasture

NeverEnd

Crab Dub Soundtrack DLC

Deadlight

GoNNER

The Count Lucanor + Soundtrack

Bad Dream: Coma

Mad Games Tycoon

Barony

Slain: Back From Hell

Tropico 4: Collectors Bundle

Perfect Universe

100% Orange Juice!

Gryphon Knight Epic

Death By Game Show

Shadow Blade: Reload

Riff Racer - Race Your Music!

Daddy's Gone A-Hunting

Deep Dungeons of Doom

THOTH

Explosionade

Worms

Ghost Master

War of the Human Tanks

Finding Teddy

Crazy Pixel Streaker

Kill the Bad Guy

Chronicles of Teddy

Colonial Conquest

PolyRace

Doodle Mafia

Pang Adventures

2Dark

There's Poop In My Soup

Super Duper Party Pooper

Flix and Chill

Toadled

Luke Sidewalker

Evil Glitch

Infectonator: Survivors

Still Not Dead

GALAK-Z

The Way

The Warlock of Firetop Mountain

Wick

Indiegala -

Zombie Quarantine

Gravity Light

Crafting Tycoon

Solenars Edge Heroes

God Vs Zombies

Sentience: The Android Tale

Midnight at the Red Light: An Investigation

Taco Gun

Border of her Heart

School of Talent: SUZU-ROUTE

One Day in London

Pawn

A Hand in the DarknessR

Four Horsemen

ClickBit

E-Startup

Toy Odyssey: The Lost and Found

Lethe - Episode One

Legendary Mahjong

STATUS: INSANE

Suna

Battle High 2 A+

Amelon

Adelantado Trilogy. Book One

Adelantado Trilogy. Book Two

Island Tribe 4

Island Tribe

Roads of Rome 2

Roads of Rome

Viking Saga: The Cursed Ring

Viking Saga: New World

Northern Tale

Northern Tale 2

Curse: The Eye of Isis

The Bluecoats: North vs South

Moto Racer 4

Moto Racer 4 - Space Dasher

Moto Racer 4 - The Truth

MegaRace 1

MegaRace 3

AGON - The Lost Sword of Toledo

Alice in Wonderland - Hidden Objects

WeakWood Throne

Mission: Escape from Island 2

Gift of Life: Key of Solomon

Fast Rolling

AfterTime

Crystal of Niberium

Robin of Loxley the Legend of Sherwood

Simple Story - Alex

Cubiques

Cubiques 2

Paradox Wrench

Insert Paper: Update

BlazBlue: Continuum Shift Extend

Cube Zone

Gear Path

Super Man Or Monster

Star Fleet Armada Rogue Adventures

Adventures of Dragon

Strangers of the Power

Store Simulator 2018

Plant This

Shout of Survival

Soulcaster: Part I & II

Coffee Crawl

Maze of Infection

Goldmine

Elbub

Questr

Lines

PUSH

Gladiator: Sword of Vengeance

Divide

Next Hero

Proxy - Ultimate Hacker

MIND CUBES: Inside the Twisted Gravity Puzzle

Lunch Truck Tycoon

PLATI NALOG: Favorite Russian Game

BELPAESE: Homecoming

Bottom of the 9th

A Dream for Aaron

Fanatical Software -

Decent Icons

Live Wallpaper Master

Rytmik Lite Chiptune Synthesizer

Nimble Writer

Rytmik Ultimate

Rytmik Ultimate - Rock Expansion DLC

SPATIAL SOUND CARD

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